Still A Renter…For Now

| March 31, 2009

I realized from many people asking me that I have not filled you in on the whole condo situation. Which, my bad. Because you probably all thought I closed last Thursday like I was supposed to, right? Well you would be wrong. Today was my other closing date. But we learned on Monday that Tuesday […]

This Is How Rob & Big Must Feel About Each Other

| March 29, 2009

I’m back from my short trip to Minnesota. I had a very nice, relaxing weekend of sleeping in, eating, drinking wine, watching TVĀ and spending a lot of time with good friends. Pretty much a normal weekend in Kristabellikstan. Except, I showered more this weekend. The night before I left for MN, I met my friend […]

That Might Explain The Sore Neck

| March 25, 2009

Today was a weird day. When I got into the office this morning, I turned on my computer, like I do every morning. I had to wait a bit longer to log on because Tuesday night when I left, Microsoft informed me it needed to install some updates before shutting down. So I said, “well […]

Bacon Thinks Stupid People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Google

| March 24, 2009

Did you know we haven’t heard from Bacon since December? Here it is almost April and we haven’t heard a single thing from him. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH HE HAS TO SAY? So much so that I had to cover him in books and blankets to quiet the yelling and screaming and meat-laced profanities. […]

What’s Next, Bed Sores?

| March 23, 2009

You know, if I was a reader of my own blog and I saw this title come up in Google Reader, I would probably not keep reading. But I’m bad at titles! So keep reading! Or not. (I’m sure this will not be a featured post on the BlogHer ad network. Or they’ll change my […]