Kids Say The Darndest Things

| September 12, 2007

No, this is not a post about how the Divorced Daddy introduced me to his daughter and she called me her new mommy. Because if that happened, you’d see a Kristabella cutout on his front door (a la Tom & Jerry) as I ran for the hills. Not, not The Hills. I hate Heidi and Spencer […]

Six Years

| September 10, 2007

I had an entire post planned out for tonight. And thank God for Yahoo Instant Messenger and Lori, because I would have posted it. And looked like the world’s biggest asshole. Since she reminded me that Tuesday is September 11. In all honesty, I knew it was coming (duh, it’s 3 days before my birthday) […]

Another Weekend In Which I Accomplish Absolutely Nothing

| September 9, 2007

Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol. Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.) First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So back about a month or […]

I’m Pretty Sure This Is A Minority Opinion

| September 5, 2007

People, the time has come. I have bribed someone with enough cookies to get them to say nice things about me. Other places than on my own site. Or in person with a gun to their heads. I won an award for mah blawg. Me. An award. THE Hot Librarian thinks I’m nice. Isn’t she […]

And I’m Still Alive

| September 4, 2007

Yes, internet, I am alive. I did in fact survive KJ Palooza and have therefore lived to see my real 30th birthday. Although it is still 10 days away. And I am going to an event at the race track on Saturday that involves four hours of open bar. And I may streak the track […]