So Maybe I’m Not Ready For Kids

| July 6, 2010

So I’m still talking about the dog. No, really. If you follow me on Twitter, this is not news to you. And I’m still going to talk about it because, well, I feel like whining. I have spent the last couple of days at my brother’s house. I made it up to my brother’s house […]

Today Was A DAY

| May 27, 2010

Today was craptastic. Tonight is a full moon and apparently the entire world had their underwear in a bunch all day today. I was definitely not the only one who was cranky all day. It started when the bitch at Dunkin Donuts got pissed because I DARED to use a coupon to save a dollar […]

What Ails Me

| May 25, 2010

Ails. Is that a word? Is that the right use of the derivative of ailment? “A cure for what ails you”? Anyway, don’t mind me, I’m back to posting on consecutive days and here I will yet again complain about my old body and its failings. I woke up this morning with a sore back. […]

Mish Mash, I Was Taking A Bath

| May 24, 2010

The title of this post has nothing to do with anything. It will be a mish mash of things, yet there will be no mention of me taking a bath. I don’t really take baths. Which is a shame, since I have a nice jacuzzi tub. But I’ve only used it like twice. Want to […]

Not How I Like To Come Home From Vacation

| April 12, 2010

So yesterday I returned home from a wedding weekend extravaganza in Houston. When I opened my front door of my condo, I saw this: That is my back door OPEN. The one that goes to the balcony. The balcony that is OUTSIDE. MY HOUSE WAS OPEN ALL WEEKEND! First thing I did is looked to […]