Warning! Pregnancy Is Contagious!

| October 3, 2010

So, apparently I decided to take a little blogging break. It wasn’t intentional, but after I made the decision last week to just take a break, I felt more at ease and less stressed. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I feel like I ever HAVE to write here. (I mean, minus my […]

Payback?

| August 3, 2010

Do you remember this post I wrote about the asshole parkers in my parking garage at work? You all gave such good links for things I could buy and post for these jackasses. I was giddy with the possibilities! In fact, I was pretty close to buying a set of these: Or these from Etsy: […]

Inconvenient Side Effect

| July 28, 2010

I have been very tired lately. I tell myself it is a side effect of the antibiotics I’m taking for my poop bacteria. But I’ve noticed a lot of people at work complaining about the same thing. (The tiredness, not the poop.) Is there something in the air? I’ve been going to bed early every […]

Poop In The Fridge!

| July 20, 2010

Hey! Lookee here! STILL TALKING ABOUT BOWEL MOVEMENTS! So last we left, I was sidelined with the Kristin Johnsons and buying all the toilet paper Target had on the shelves. Things did get better. After a weekend spent in bed doing nothing and eating very bland things, things seemed to be getting back to normal. […]

Do They Make Douchebag Stickers?

| July 13, 2010

It appears that I can talk of nothing more than poop, canine or human. And to get those poop posts further down the page and to bring back the readers I have apparently lost, I figured I should write about something else! But that is proving harder than I thought. Apparently since I’ve been doing […]