Today Was A DAY
Posted By Kristabella on May 27, 2010
Today was craptastic. Tonight is a full moon and apparently the entire world had their underwear in a bunch all day today. I was definitely not the only one who was cranky all day.
It started when the bitch at Dunkin Donuts got pissed because I DARED to use a coupon to save a dollar on my iced coffee. And with that, whore, with that dirty look, you lost the tip.
Then I got to work and it got worse. I don’t even know what the deal was. EVERYTHING was pissing me off. I took deep breaths, I took breaks, I walked away from my desk, but I could NOT shake the bad mood. Thankfully I was busy so the day went by pretty fast. Until right before I was supposed to leave and then I got HULK SMASH ANGRY because someone was being not nice to my friend.
Want to see me get pissed and angry? PISS OFF PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME! I will go all freaking crazy mama bear on your ass because if my friends/family are hurt/sad/upset, I am upset.
So, I’m going to post something light! Because I don’t want to anger the full moon gods any more.
Although, this post might anger someone even crazier.
Do you watch Real Housewives of New York City? Do y’all know how crazy Kelly Bensimon is? Well, after talking shit about her on Twitter, she now is following me! UNPROMPTED! I don’t follow her! She FOUND me! WTF?
And then I immediately forwarded it to show everyone and then thought “Oh fuck! SHE FOUND ME! I FEAR FOR MY LIFE! She’s CRAY CRAY CRAZY!”
No more tweets like this:
Or this:
Honestly, she has some sort of serious mental issues. And now I fear she’s going to hunt me down.
WHO WANTS JELLY BEANS?!
Have a great long weekend everyone! I’ll be working only a half day and spending the rest of the day drinking beer at Wrigley for my first Cubs game of 2010!
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Huh. I say crap about Kelly all the time on twitter, I guess it’s because I leave off the hashtags, that I am still Kelly free.
Also, my day was mostly fine and then around quarter of 2? SHIT HATH HITTETH THE FAN-ETH.
I am still up, in fact. because it just got progressively worse.
.-= Raven´s last blog ..so i have this etsy shop =-.
I hope your weekend is MUCH better than angry today! 🙂
Don’t worry – going to Wrigley will make you feel better!
.-= Bren´s last blog ..WW – Summertime! =-.
My day was horrid yesterday and judging by the emails that came in since I left work yesterday, i have more fires to put out…and crabby people to deal with.
YAY for a half day & the Cubs game this afternoon! I’m psyched!
Dude, there is no where you can hide. She will find you. She will hunt you down. That bioche is nuts.
.-= Candy´s last blog ..Cheers! =-.
She is totally MENTAL!!! I can’t believe she is following you! LOL
.-= Michelle @ Mommy Loves Stilettos´s last blog ..?Bitching – One of my Best Strengths 🙂 =-.
I was just as mad about our friend yesterday, but the funny thing? In a DM to her I said I wanted to HULK SMASH the mean girl. Great minds think alike. 🙂
.-= Angella´s last blog ..Too Good To Be True =-.
I kept watching your tweets yesterday get progressively worse, and I was all “I really wish I was in Chicago so I could take her out for a drink. Homegirl really needs it!” As for Kelly…um, watch out for crazy New Yorkers stalking you, but if you go missing, we’ll all know who to blame!!
SHUT UP! i can’t believe she’s following you. that’s either awesome, or really freaking scary.
.-= Alice´s last blog ..basically i should have just waited and posted this one =-.
She got you too!! I think she must follow everyone on the Internet who calls her a nutjob…maybe that’s what’s driven her crazy????
Kelly seriously needs to be under the care of a psychiatrist. Please don’t try to stab her with your pointy hair.
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..DADT on its death bed? =-.
I’m so jealous. Even though I’d be scared, too, I wish a RH was following me.
.-= Scarlet´s last blog ..Yesterday To Tomorrow =-.
I’m not sure if I am more shocked that Kelly is following you or that she knows what a computer is. Yikes! But I know how you feel. It was very creepy when the writers started following me on GoodReads. I can’t critique your book honestly if I think you’re hovering on the computer waiting to have your ego stroked electronically.
.-= thecoconutdiaries´s last blog ..The One Where I FINALLY Know What I Want To Be When I Grow Up =-.
OMG! That girl is ALL kinds of crazy:O Block her wacko self;)