Torn

| November 2, 2007

Day two and this writing every day thing totally blows. Especially since it is 11 PM, so I’m on a bit of a deadline. This week really took a lot out of me. I was actually pretty good, going to bed pretty early (for me) almost every night. Because I knew that I had to […]

Deja Woo

| October 30, 2007

I know you are all wondering where I have been. Because you all know how much I drink. And really, would any of you be surprised if I was?passed out in a gutter or checked myself into rehab? Because I wouldn’t be. We have a sales conference this week. And we are at a hotel, […]

Puuuuullllll It!

| September 20, 2007

There are only like four people, including me, that will have any idea what that title means. But, well, you had to be there. And yes beer was involved. And my loud, booming-ass voice. Guess what Internet? I won a free T-shirt today! Courtesy?of my?biting wit AND the interweb! How awesome is that? Oh, and […]

Oh My Clusterfuck

| September 13, 2007

So today was like the craziest day ever. I knew it was going to be a little busy because I had a meeting from like 11-3. And with a last minute sales conference in a week and a half and not being in the office on Friday (because it’s my BIRTHDAY!), I was expecting a […]

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

| August 26, 2007

But I said no, no, no. Seriously, it seems like last week was one big blur. With a ton of stuff happening. And the only way to fill you in on everything is, yep, you guessed it, BULLETS! First and foremost, since I’m sure you are all wondering how the “diet” went this week. (It’s […]