Kristabella | October 26, 2007
So I was totally going to write my post today incorporating the Friday 5. Because, well, I was hoping it wouldn’t take much thought. From girl who can’t think a creative thought to save her soul. Turns out, Friday 5 is my sworn enemy because the site? Isn’t working right now. And I? Am a […]
Kristabella | October 22, 2007
So Kristabella had a hell of a time celebrating on Friday. She decided to drink her weight in paper-labeled beer bottles and was comatose until Sunday morning. Which was good, because hungover Kristabella is such a bitch. And I’d rather not deal with her whiney ass. Because Jesus, woman! The 17 beers would explain why […]
Kristabella | October 18, 2007
I’m going to do this with numbers. Do you like numbers? I’m kinda drunk again tonight. And have the Fat Fingers disease. Because we had a work dinner. Which was all kinds of fun. Which I needed because the end of my work day today? Was horrible. I am tired of you thinking I am […]
Kristabella | October 17, 2007
Or the masses will revolt. Because I? Am that IMPORTANT of a blogger. So much so, I should be a Blogger. Capital B bitches. I kid. Because I am not important. And really, do you care if I don’t post every day? Especially when the last two days involved me drinking and now me posting […]
Kristabella | September 27, 2007
Oh My God people. I need to stay away from the wine. Far, far away. And maybe get some damn self-control and realize that just because there is wine, it DOES NOT mean you need to drink it. And maybe eat something more than a few pieces of bruschetta, some veggies and three noodles from […]
