Take The Keys And Lock Her Up

| May 29, 2007

Last Thursday night, we had our monthly book club get-together. Normally book club consists of eating, drinking and talking. Mostly not about the book. Which is fine with me. I heart gossip. This month, though, we had a special guest. The author of the book! Jen Lancaster. In the flesh! And pearls! She was coming […]

Looptopia!

| May 15, 2007

Or the continuing saga of “How Kristin drank herself into oblivion last week.” So we left off yesterday with our trip to the Cubs game. And the hilarity that ensued. Natch. I don’t think the rest of the two days were as nearly as entertaining. (I know. It wasn’t as entertaining as I thought. Oh, […]

Hello Betty Ford? Can I Make A Reservation?

| May 14, 2007

I know. Where the fuck have I been? Well, for a simple answer, I’ve been trying to drink myself into rehab. (Because Britney and Lindsay seem to have so much fun there!) Or try to flush my liver out my nose. Or something. Sometimes, jobs? They are a good thing. Besides helping pay the bills and […]

Party Like It’s 1999

| May 8, 2007

Because I was 22 then. And sometimes I like to pretend I can party like that. Until I wake up the next morning. Feeling like I got run over by a truck. More than likely a truck with thunder thighs. Saturday night was supposed to be quite a low-key evening for yours truly. On tap […]

My Shoes Cost More Than They Make In A Month

| May 7, 2007

So Wednesday night after the booze cruise, I went with Shelly to meet a friend of her’s who was out celebrating his 30th birthday. And it was, um, interesting, to say the least. First off, I feel a little bad for this dude. He was celebrating his 30th with 3 other people. That’s it. I’m […]