DINAO Week 15 – The Halloween Edition

Posted By on October 29, 2009

Hey! Saturday is Halloween. Did you know that?

I hate Halloween. You can read why here. And last year I was interviewed by the Chicago Tribune about my hate of the holiday and then people ripped me apart in the comments of the article. It was ENTERTAINING!

But a lot of people like Halloween. So in honor of this holiday (the holiday that is only good for candy), I’m doing a special Halloweenie Death Is Not An Option!

For those of you new here, the object of this game is when given an option of two people below, you have to pick one to sleep with. The caveat being death is not an option. You have to pick one! *insert maniacal laugh* All the other rounds can be found here.

Here we go, Trick Or Treat!

Round 15 – The Halloween Edition

The Pick Your Dracula Edition

Count von Count vs. Count Chocula

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The Monosyllabic Edition

Frankenstein vs. Herman Munster

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The Sexy Witch Edition

Elvira vs. Morticia Addams

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The Horror Flick Edition

Jason Voorhees vs. Freddy Kreuger

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The Weird Edition

Lurch vs. Cousin It

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The They-Both-Have-Bald-Heads Edition

Ichabod Crane vs. Uncle Fester

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The Scary Guys Edition

Mummy vs. Werewolf

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Leave your choices in the comments!

Happy Halloween!

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.


16 Responses to “DINAO Week 15 – The Halloween Edition”

  1. Raven says:

    You know how much I LOVE Halloween but this year is kinda sucking.


    1)Count Chocula: I was going to say The Count as a nod to my childhood but Chocula comes with tasty chocolate goodness and marshmallows, yo.
    2)Herman Munster: Love a dude that can laugh.
    3)Morticia:This one was tough. Elviria is cheeky and fun, but Morticia is sexy in a dangerous way.
    4)Jason: Freddie STILL gives me nightmares!
    5)Lurch: He’s a man of few words but Cousin It NEVER shuts up!
    6)Ichabod: Hey, he’d take me for moonlit horseback rides!
    7)Werewolf: With as hairy as my husband is, I feel like I am anyway. TMI?
    .-= Raven´s last blog ..the cussing line =-.

  2. Missy says:

    Okiedokie here we go…

    Count Chocula – hello? Chocolate!
    Herman – at least he (probably) wouldn’t accidnetally tear my arms off when we were done.
    Morticia – I just don’t love the skanky look. Plus Morticia is muy sexy.
    Jason – I’m seriously freaked out by those fingernails. Plus, those burns totally shoulda healed by now, so Freddy Probably has some kind of skin condition and I don’t wanna catch that.
    It – I’m guessing the sex would be “shorter!” (HA!!) Plus he’s more snuggly for afterwards.
    Ichabod (although that’s a picture of the Headless Horseman) – Ich was a total gentleman and really nice wooing Katrina. (Yes, I *did* used to work at Washington Irving’s house museum, why do you ask?)
    Werewolf – I think the Mummy has the same skin condition as Freddy.
    .-= Missy´s last blog ..I felt compelled to share =-.

  3. 1. Count Chocula – because everything is better with chocolate.
    2. Herman – he seems sweet, in a giant monster kind of way.
    3. Morticia – because my husband would be jealous.
    4. Jason – although I think on this one death would be the only option, because I’m pretty sure either one would KILL YOU/ME.
    5. Cousin It
    6. Fester
    7. Werewolf – I ran out of reasons on these last 3.
    .-= C @ Kid Things´s last blog ..Always Brush Your Teeth =-.

  4. Candy says:

    Yay! At least this one doesn’t make me feel like I need a shower.

    1. Count von Count. Because he could count my orgasms?
    2. Neither. Now give me the Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein, and….oooooh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you.
    3. Morticia. Because she’d do me, and I think Elvira would just want me to do her.
    4. Jason – Freddie is the scariest thing on the planet.
    5. Cousin It. He’s just my size.
    6. I guess Ichabod…jeez…you always have to throw something horrible in there don’t you.
    7. The werewolf…I don’t mind a man who nibbles.
    .-= Candy´s last blog ..A-ba-dee A-ba-dee, Th-That’s all Folks! =-.

  5. paperdiva says:

    1. Count Chocula-gof or chocolate when in doubt
    2.Herman-always liked him as a kid. He’d crack me up.
    3. Morticia- rowr!
    5. Lurch- I don’t like it when my own hair gets in my face
    6. Ichabod
    7. Werewolf (especially if he looked like Taylor Lautner!)

    We want to know YOUR choices!
    .-= paperdiva´s last blog ..moving at the speed of sludge =-.

  6. Kerri Anne says:

    I was totally over Halloween before it even started this year. (And it hasn’t even started! And I’m still totally over it!)

    These choices scared me, for the record, but here we go:

    1.Count von Count
    2. Frankensteeeeinnnn
    3. Morticia
    4. Jason. If someone seriously picks Freddie I might puke.
    5. Lurch (Mostly just so I can say “Hey! Lurch!”)
    6. Ichabod! (Again with the hilarious name I want to say.)
    7. Does the mummy come with Brendan Fraser? If no, then: Werewolf!
    .-= Kerri Anne´s last blog ..This Is Something; This Is Nothing =-.

  7. lceel says:

    Count Chocula – Chocolate – like you needed to ask?
    Herman – because that other one is scary.
    Elvira – Because i always wanted to see her lose that dress.
    Freddy – the fingers, you know?
    Lurch – Because I was never good at finding the wet spot.
    Ichabod – because THAT would be novel.
    Werewolf – because the Mummy is just too dry.

    There. *shudder*
    .-= lceel´s last blog ..Our House, Now =-.

  8. CisforConnie says:

    LOL this was AWESOME! But I can’t fully participate since the only Halloween characters I would do are hot underage vampires that wear J Crew sweaters. Happy Halloween!
    .-= CisforConnie´s last blog ..How much would you pay for a nap? =-.

  9. tracey says:

    1 The Count. He’s intelligent.
    2. Frankenstein. Herman’s an idiot.
    3. Morticia. Elvira’s boobs are too big.
    4. Jason. A man of mystery!
    5. Lurch. He’s freakin hot!
    6. Ichabod. If he can ride a horse without any head, just imagine how he’d ride…. um… heh.
    7. Werewolf. I like a man who can’t control himself….
    .-= tracey´s last blog ..$500 BeiBambini Baby clothes Giveaway!! =-.

  10. tracey says:

    Sigh… I just read the other posts about your dad. I’m sorry hon. I really, really am…
    .-= tracey´s last blog ..$500 BeiBambini Baby clothes Giveaway!! =-.

  11. Angella says:

    I don;t have time to play (STUPID WORK), but I am with you on the hatred of Halloween. I only participate because my kids like to dress up and I like to eat their candy.
    .-= Angella´s last blog ..After The Flood, All The Colors Came Out =-.

  12. Alice says:

    man, this one is just CRUEL.

    1-chocula. it would weird me out to do it with a muppet.
    2-frankenstein. i don’t even have an explanation why. he just seems.. better.
    3-morticia. she looks nice!
    4-jason; at least i wouldn’t have to look at that FACE
    5-lurch…? i guess?
    6-ichabod, totally
    7-definitely the werewolf. grrr.
    .-= Alice´s last blog ..winner! =-.

  13. Tiffaney says:

    1. Chocula. Oh yeah.
    2. Herman. He’s a big pussycat.
    3. Morticia. But only if its Angelica Huston’s Morticia. She ROCKS.
    4. Jason. I first saw Freddie in 1985 and he’s scared the bejeebez outta me ever since. And DINOA.
    5. Lurch. A man of few words, he’d do whatever you tell him.
    6. Ichabod. I love a man of mystery.
    7. Werewolf.

  14. HouseofJules says:

    This particular DINAO features the most difficult choice for me: Count von Count or Count Chocula. I mean, MY GOD, that is truly a terrible thing to have to pick only one of those two. I decided to go with Count Von Count but only because he might be able to get me closer to Barkley & Snuffleupagus. Love them. 😉

    Happy dress like a slutty nurse/teacher/librarian/pirate/cheerleader day!
    .-= HouseofJules´s last blog ..And so it goes until the day you die =-.

  15. Ha! You’re messed up. In the most awesome way possible, of course. But definitely Count von Count.
    .-= nancypearlwannabe´s last blog ..Dying To Get Out =-.

  16. Mahnee says:

    I can’t believe I missed a DINAO!!!!!