Flying the Friendly Skies

| March 5, 2009

Hey! I’m in Arizona! Did you know I was going to Arizona? Because I don’t think I’ve mentioned the fact that I was going to Arizona on vacation. Nope, didn’t mention it. Not once. I arrived safely last night and was giddy at the fact that I was not wearing a jacket when I was […]

Target Is Supposed To Be A Happy Place

| March 1, 2009

Guess what I spent my Sunday afternoon doing? I spent it in jail after I punched a bitch in the face in the Bath aisle at Target. Well, not really. But I came close to it. In fact, I was waiting for the bitch to rumble with me in the cat food aisle. I’m so […]