Posted By Kristabella on August 17, 2008
Dude, I just showed my nerdiness right there by pulling out a Star Trek reference. To be clear, I love The Next Generation. I only like the Tribbles episode in the original series.
So this is my 400th post! Are you all so excited? I mean, it only took me about 2 years to reach this elusive level. A level a lot of bloggers reach in a little over a year because they write everyday or close to it. They don’t write about being overwhelmed and then FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
I’m still here. I was not swallowed up by the FIVE HOUR INTERVIEW OF DEATH. (I told them to shove their interview up their assholes.) I’m still overwhelmed and I’m trying to deal with it. A job would really help that situation.
Anyway, I’m not here to talk about that. I’m here to celebrate my 400th POST OF AWESOMENESS! Where awesomeness = LOTS OF CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!
Oh, and Bacon!
So in honor of my 400th post, I wanted to do something special for all of you. All of you who continue to come here and read these posts for God only knows what reason.
Nic suggested that I give out gifts. And we both agreed, the prize should involve bacon. Because what more would all of you want than a Bacon gift?
The correct answer is nothing.
I’m giving away not one, but TWO, prizes to TWO lucky readers.
First prize will be this lovely prize, of Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu.
And second prize will be Bacon band-aids!
I know you’re all going to be fighting over these fabulous prizes. Who wouldn’t want BACON BAND-AIDS?
To enter, leave a comment and tell me why you deserve to win. Bonus points awarded for saying nice things about me and/or Bacon. Or your creative uses for one of the prizes, i.e. going to work with a Bacon band-aid on your nose or photographing Monsieur Tofu stealing bacon from the fridge in the middle of the night.
I’ll keep the contest open until Wednesday night at 10 PM CST.
Good luck! Comment away!