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Let Me Tell You
By Kristabella | July 29, 2008
Well for one, I am drunk. And let me tell you that when you say you will not drink at a work sponsored event, OH YOU WILL! Because the WINE IS FREE.
And also, let me tell you that married men take a shine to you. And they will hit on you all night. Which is weird until you find out they are YOUNGER THAN YOU. And married people should not be younger than you FYI.
I want to tell you about how I am famous and got myself involved in my first blogging drama for NO REASON AT ALL. And how my fabulousness led to me being so exhausted that I had to nap on the couch.
Or that the day after my famous fabulousness was revealed, I went to the Cubs game with some fabulous people nad I MIGHT BE ON TV. LIKE FOR REALS. Travel Channel, bitches! WOO!
Also, I should let you know (shhhhh it is a secret, get in really close, I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW. THAT IS THE SECRET0. OK. Yeah. THat’s all. Carry on.
But I can’t let you know all of this because I’ve been drinking and it is time for bed.
OK. Time fore bed. Where’s my wine glass that helps me sleep?
Topics: A Day in the Life of Me, All Things Blogging, Hooch Hilarity |
July 29th, 2008 at 1:48 am
…and by “you”, you mean YOU, right?
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HouseofJuless last blog post..Robert Frost said it best
July 29th, 2008 at 5:09 am
You were drunk when I talked to you?
slynnros last blog post..Dental DAMN
July 29th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Atleast you had a pleasant wine filled end to an otherwise crappy day.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:25 am
i’ve seen drunkKristabella first-hand…and she’s so totally awesome. i really think you should consider being drunk..um, all the time.
alis last blog post..this week i will…
July 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am
is it a compliment when a married man hits on you? yes or no?
moos last blog post..neighbors version 2.0
July 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Ahahaha! I love drunk posts! Kind of reminds me of drunk IMing in college
And am I totally out of the loop because I’m unaware of the blog drama?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I am so glad that you and wine have made up. Too bad he went to bed early too. He could’ve told us all about the DRAMA!
Dingos last blog post..Geckos Ruined My Life
July 29th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Drama, infidelity, and baseball are all better with booze. It’s like $5 a sip rose-colored glasses.
thecoconutdiariess last blog post..Gay Men and Cats
July 29th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I dearly miss my agency’s charity golf outing, if only for the free beer set up in random places throughout the golf course….the UNATTENDED free beer.
Here’s to drinking at work events!
dabbys last blog post..Actual texting conversation…
July 29th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Bloggy drama? Do tell!
Hope the cabbies left you alone!!
Kristies last blog post..I’ll be mindful of the Snickers.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Here’s to good fun and good booze!
=D
Ashmystirs last blog post..It’s Mon… yaaaawn… Monday
July 29th, 2008 at 10:34 am
I saw Jen’s post - were you with her and Samantha Brown?! That is so cool! I do find Samantha a bit annoying at times, something about her voice, but I am so jealous of her job it kills me. And her shoes. She always has great walkingoncobblestonestreets shoes.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I thought about you a lot yesterday while we were making bacon ice cream. Well, mostly, I thought about Bacon, but that of course leads me to think about you.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Blog Drama?!?!?
Well, at least you had fun
Travel channel.. oh no.
Lyss last blog post..Never Fails…
July 29th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
You ALMOST make me want to drink wine again.
I’m not quite there yet after last weekend…
Laurels last blog post..Oh What a Night (And then, Oh What a DAY)
July 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I like you drunk. But, for your sake, I hope you’re not still drunk. Because that would probably be uncomfortable.
Mooses last blog post..Growing More Attached to this Whole Wedding Idea
July 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Perhaps whoever started the blog drama is just jealous of your relationship with The Wine. They would like to be as close with it as you are but they are failing miserably. THEY HAVE ONLY THEMSELVES TO BLAME.
And lord I wish I were drunk.
She Likes Purples last blog post..I Think Judy Blume Got Hosed
July 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I drank so much last night and then realized I had to go to the dr. to have blood drawn and thought that the alcohol might screw up my tests and then I inhaled TONS of water and was up all fucking night long peeing. Gah.
Nics last blog post..Truths and lies
July 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Cabbies or married younger men, surely a dilemma for the ages!
Sounds like QUITE the rebound for you and TEH WINE, indeed.
How’s your head today?
Ravens last blog post..make it work
July 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Okay. I have never heard the term “take a shine” before, and now I’ve heard it from you and my boyfriend. I like it.
Also, I must know about the blogging drama!
Rhis last blog post..Big Mouth Strikes Again
July 29th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
You don’t want young studs hitting on you?
Peter Answerss last blog post..Numerology - Your Future by Numbers
July 29th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Okay you are hilarious! I also get freaked out when I meet a couple who are married and they are younger with me and then I find out they have like 3 kids. I’m 28 and I want to shout at them when did you get married? At 16!
Lissas last blog post..Gone For the Weekend… Again.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Alright, now I want to hear about all this drama!
Caras last blog post..A Pound of Flesh
July 29th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Hey, did you say you’d been drinking?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I am REALLY hoping you are sober by now. Or maybe not. Whatever works, yo,
Angellas last blog post..Wait. Where Was I?
July 29th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Hmm, reading while tipsy here.
amandas last blog post..Happily Ever After
July 29th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
You have WINE????
Hey, I am but a short wee little drive away, why don’t you share???? Or did Bacon drink the rest???? (That Bacon can be a real bitch when he’s drunk)
Sheris last blog post..Everything Started Out OK, and Then…..
July 29th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
YES! Drunkabella is back!
Lelas last blog post..Cootie Patootie
July 30th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
There were drinks, AND a Cubs game?
I can’t believe you didn’t call me.
::pouts::
Evil Geniuss last blog post..My Craptastic Day’s Bullets
July 30th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Well, I’ve had more beer tonight than I’ve had in all of my 45 years combined.
Does that count? Burp.
Rees last blog post..Just saying…