Posted By Kristabella on July 25, 2008
Him: Is the conference still on?
Me: Yes. Did you not get your email confirmation?
Him: No. I DID NOT.
Me: No need to shout, I will re-send it.
Him: No shouting here.
Me: When you type in all caps, it is SHOUTING on email.
Him: Not in Kentucky.
The sad thing is he’s probably right.
And now! DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION! AND YES! I AM SHOUTING! FROM THE EXCITEMENT!
So here’s the deal, for those of you who may be new and have not ever played this game at parties or at a bar: I will give you two choices and the object of the game is to pick one of the two people that you would have sex with, with death NOT being an option. As revolting as some may be, you have to pick one of the two.
I swear, it is fun!
To see old versions, click here. (And on a weird note, I have NO idea where Week 4 went, which was the political edition and the most vomit inducing. It disappeared when I imported my old posts from my old site and I can’t get it back. DAMN YOU GEORGE W! STAY OUT OF MY BLAWG!)
And on with the show…
Round 10 – The Culinary Edition
The Chef Enemy Edition
Rocco Douchebag DiSpirito vs. Anthony Bourdain
The Annoying TV Chef Edition
Emeril vs. Gordon Ramsay
The Food Network Edition
Bobby Flay vs. Alton Brown
The Rachel Ray Should NOT Be Your Answer Edition
Rachel Ray vs. Julia Child
The Highest Gross-Out Factor Edition
Mario Batali vs. Wolfgang Puck
The I Needed An Excuse To Look At Tom Colicchio Photos Edition
James Beard vs. Tom Colicchio
And also, this is a warning for all you, DO NOT EVER do a search for Rachel Ray on Google Images. Your eyes will be burning for the rest of your life.
OK, leave your choices in the comments!