Let Me Tell You
Posted By Kristabella on July 29, 2008
Well for one, I am drunk. And let me tell you that when you say you will not drink at a work sponsored event, OH YOU WILL! Because the WINE IS FREE.
And also, let me tell you that married men take a shine to you. And they will hit on you all night. Which is weird until you find out they are YOUNGER THAN YOU. And married people should not be younger than you FYI.
I want to tell you about how I am famous and got myself involved in my first blogging drama for NO REASON AT ALL. And how my fabulousness led to me being so exhausted that I had to nap on the couch.
Or that the day after my famous fabulousness was revealed, I went to the Cubs game with some fabulous people nad I MIGHT BE ON TV. LIKE FOR REALS. Travel Channel, bitches! WOO!
Also, I should let you know (shhhhh it is a secret, get in really close, I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW. THAT IS THE SECRET0. OK. Yeah. THat’s all. Carry on.
But I can’t let you know all of this because I’ve been drinking and it is time for bed.
OK. Time fore bed. Where’s my wine glass that helps me sleep?
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HouseofJuless last blog post..Robert Frost said it best
You were drunk when I talked to you?
slynnros last blog post..Dental DAMN
Atleast you had a pleasant wine filled end to an otherwise crappy day.
i’ve seen drunkKristabella first-hand…and she’s so totally awesome. i really think you should consider being drunk..um, all the time.
alis last blog post..this week i will…
is it a compliment when a married man hits on you? yes or no?
moos last blog post..neighbors version 2.0
Ahahaha! I love drunk posts! Kind of reminds me of drunk IMing in college 🙂 And am I totally out of the loop because I’m unaware of the blog drama?
I am so glad that you and wine have made up. Too bad he went to bed early too. He could’ve told us all about the DRAMA!
Dingos last blog post..Geckos Ruined My Life
Drama, infidelity, and baseball are all better with booze. It’s like $5 a sip rose-colored glasses.
thecoconutdiariess last blog post..Gay Men and Cats
I dearly miss my agency’s charity golf outing, if only for the free beer set up in random places throughout the golf course….the UNATTENDED free beer.
Here’s to drinking at work events!
dabbys last blog post..Actual texting conversation…
Bloggy drama? Do tell!
Hope the cabbies left you alone!!
Kristies last blog post..I’ll be mindful of the Snickers.
Here’s to good fun and good booze!
=D
Ashmystirs last blog post..It’s Mon… yaaaawn… Monday
I saw Jen’s post – were you with her and Samantha Brown?! That is so cool! I do find Samantha a bit annoying at times, something about her voice, but I am so jealous of her job it kills me. And her shoes. She always has great walkingoncobblestonestreets shoes.
I thought about you a lot yesterday while we were making bacon ice cream. Well, mostly, I thought about Bacon, but that of course leads me to think about you. 🙂
Blog Drama?!?!?
Well, at least you had fun 😉 Travel channel.. oh no.
Lyss last blog post..Never Fails…
You ALMOST make me want to drink wine again.
I’m not quite there yet after last weekend…
Laurels last blog post..Oh What a Night (And then, Oh What a DAY)
I like you drunk. But, for your sake, I hope you’re not still drunk. Because that would probably be uncomfortable.
Mooses last blog post..Growing More Attached to this Whole Wedding Idea
Perhaps whoever started the blog drama is just jealous of your relationship with The Wine. They would like to be as close with it as you are but they are failing miserably. THEY HAVE ONLY THEMSELVES TO BLAME.
And lord I wish I were drunk.
She Likes Purples last blog post..I Think Judy Blume Got Hosed
I drank so much last night and then realized I had to go to the dr. to have blood drawn and thought that the alcohol might screw up my tests and then I inhaled TONS of water and was up all fucking night long peeing. Gah.
Nics last blog post..Truths and lies
Cabbies or married younger men, surely a dilemma for the ages!
Sounds like QUITE the rebound for you and TEH WINE, indeed.
How’s your head today?
Ravens last blog post..make it work
Okay. I have never heard the term “take a shine” before, and now I’ve heard it from you and my boyfriend. I like it.
Also, I must know about the blogging drama!
Rhis last blog post..Big Mouth Strikes Again
You don’t want young studs hitting on you?
Peter Answerss last blog post..Numerology – Your Future by Numbers
Okay you are hilarious! I also get freaked out when I meet a couple who are married and they are younger with me and then I find out they have like 3 kids. I’m 28 and I want to shout at them when did you get married? At 16!
Lissas last blog post..Gone For the Weekend… Again.
Alright, now I want to hear about all this drama!
Caras last blog post..A Pound of Flesh
Hey, did you say you’d been drinking? 😉
I am REALLY hoping you are sober by now. Or maybe not. Whatever works, yo,
Angellas last blog post..Wait. Where Was I?
Hmm, reading while tipsy here.
amandas last blog post..Happily Ever After
You have WINE????
Hey, I am but a short wee little drive away, why don’t you share???? Or did Bacon drink the rest???? (That Bacon can be a real bitch when he’s drunk)
Sheris last blog post..Everything Started Out OK, and Then…..
YES! Drunkabella is back!
Lelas last blog post..Cootie Patootie
There were drinks, AND a Cubs game?
I can’t believe you didn’t call me.
::pouts::
Evil Geniuss last blog post..My Craptastic Day’s Bullets
Well, I’ve had more beer tonight than I’ve had in all of my 45 years combined.
Does that count? Burp.
Rees last blog post..Just saying…