She’s BOSSY

| April 23, 2008

Just so you know, I lied. Today’s post is a cop-out post. Yesterday’s was nothing. Yesterday’s was because of The Lazy and The Tired and The Writer’s Block. Today’s is only because it is 11:30 on a SCHOOL NIGHT and I need to get my ass to bed. Because have I mentioned? I’m going to […]

It’s Called A Cop-Out Post

| April 22, 2008

I am fresh out of things to write. I mean I moved over to a new site, I drank 10 beers in one afternoon, where could I POSSIBLY go from here, other than down? I’m tired. And I have things I have to get done before Vegas. IMPORTANT things like manicures and pedicures and finding […]

4/19/08 – The Day I Officially Became Old

| April 21, 2008

This weekend I had big plans. Big drinking plans. An event I was looking forward to for weeks. I was going to the cubs game on Saturday afternoon, watching the game from one of the rooftops on Waveland Avenue. I was going to drink myself silly because I spent a good chunk of money (part […]

Join CIAP!

| April 20, 2008

Do you watch American Idol? Do you hate Carly Smithson? Do you think she had her chance already, with a crappy album that only sold 500 copies? So you think she should be kicked off? Do you think Carly is a PLANT? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then join CIAP […]

Tectonic Plates: Your New Alarm Clock

| April 18, 2008

Guess what we had in Illinois today? Why am I even asking. It’s like almost the end of the day so if you haven’t heard you’re my hero because that means you spend all your waking hours reading celebrity news and you could care less about what is going on in the real world. We […]