Archive for May, 2007
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Monday, May 14th, 2007I know. Where the fuck have I been? Well, for a simple answer, I’ve been trying to drink myself into rehab. (Because Britney and Lindsay seem to have so much fun there!) Or try to flush my liver out my nose. Or something.
Sometimes, jobs? They are a good thing. Besides helping pay the bills and all [...]
You Got To Have A J-O-B…
Wednesday, May 9th, 2007If you want to be with me.
Which is good. Because I? Am now gainfully employed. Or will be in a few weeks time.
Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!
I was offered (and accepted) a job today! That’s about all you’re getting. (It’s not consulting. Or mulch.) I’m going to be a Marketing/Event Coordinator. It basically sounds like a great job. (I [...]
Party Like It’s 1999
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007Because I was 22 then. And sometimes I like to pretend I can party like that. Until I wake up the next morning. Feeling like I got run over by a truck. More than likely a truck with thunder thighs.
Saturday night was supposed to be quite a low-key evening for yours truly. On tap was [...]
My Shoes Cost More Than They Make In A Month
Monday, May 7th, 2007So Wednesday night after the booze cruise, I went with Shelly to meet a friend of her’s who was out celebrating his 30th birthday. And it was, um, interesting, to say the least.
First off, I feel a little bad for this dude. He was celebrating his 30th with 3 other people. That’s it. I’m hoping [...]
Call Me The Michelin Woman
Saturday, May 5th, 2007And not for my many rolls of flab. Or for the pasty white skin. (Both true.)
So Friday morning I had a third interview with this company. That I won’t tell you anything about. Because I don’t know how many other CEOs with really thin skin and huge egos are out there. I really want this [...]