It Must Have Been The Fake Uggs From Target

| December 14, 2008

So this afternoon I went out to the grocery store to do my weekly shopping. I also had to go out to Staples because I had to buy more envelopes. Because Kodak Gallery thought it would be genius to send me only 80 envelopes when I ordered 140 Christmas cards. Because that is new math […]

At Least Loser Was Spelled Right

| October 29, 2008

A few weeks ago, I was approached by a reporter for the Chicago Tribune about an article they were doing for Halloween. The reporter wanted to do a story on people who hated Halloween and why they hated it. In her research, she found my blog and this post. (For those of you who don’t […]

Probably Not The Most Mature Thing I’ve Done

| September 15, 2008

So I was going to fill you all in on the shenanigans I got up to this weekend for my birthday, including trying to drink the same quantity of beer as the amount of rain that fell this weekend in Chicago. (It was A LOT. Half of Northern Illinois is flooded and major expressways are […]

How Not To Start A Morning

| July 2, 2008

I thought for sure today would be a great day, coming off my awesome Canada Day high (literally and figuratively). And then I got on the bus. And then my day just started on a shitty note. This morning when I got on the bus, I put my nose deep in my book and got […]

It’s Canada Day

| July 1, 2008

And what is Canada Day? I have no idea. But because I’m in charge of proofing the company calendar at work, I know that it is always on July 1. One of my co-workers and I think it is Canada’s 4th of July. Not Independence Day. But basically Canada’s day in the beginning of July to […]