Is The Neon Pink Supposed To Make It Look Professional?

| July 14, 2009

Tonight I came home from work, exhausted because I didn’t sleep well last night. Why didn’t I sleep well last night, you ask? Well because I decided that since it was cooler outside last night, I didn’t need to turn the air conditioning on. Which was very green and Earth-conscious of me. What I realized […]

Things Currently Annoying Me

| July 8, 2009

My week started out so good. Now granted I thought this on Tuesday, which isn’t really even giving the week a chance to stretch its wings. But regardless, the Good Week is now over. Because now it is Irritated Week. It all started at about 4 PM on Tuesday. With an email that pretty much […]

Also This Weekend, I Called The Police

| April 27, 2009

I actually had an interesting weekend, this past weekend, besides the whole becoming a homeowner thing. Because that was really just Friday and I’ve kind of forgotten about it. Since I don’t live there yet. But then I remember when I notice all the things I have yet to pack. How can you spend a […]

Target Is Supposed To Be A Happy Place

| March 1, 2009

Guess what I spent my Sunday afternoon doing? I spent it in jail after I punched a bitch in the face in the Bath aisle at Target. Well, not really. But I came close to it. In fact, I was waiting for the bitch to rumble with me in the cat food aisle. I’m so […]

Dear Insurance Company

| February 8, 2009

So this afternoon I finally decided to open the mail that had been piling up for the last couple of days weeks. Since all my bills are paid automatically through my checking account, there isn’t much to open besides the credit card statements, and I know the exact days those are paid each month. Mostly […]