It’s A Rant!

| June 17, 2008

So this coming weekend, I was invited to an “Uncensored” shower for a friend of mine. First thought: R. Kelly won’t be there will he? I know how GOLDEN his “uncensored” showers are. Second thought: This is going to make my prudish self uncomfortable. I just know it. My friend Jenny, the Chicago Woman of […]

NYC: The City That Goes To Bed At 9:30 PM

| April 24, 2008

First off, look what I figured out! And you know what? I had to go in and take out TWO COMMAS from some damn code. Two fucking commas made me not able to post a damn photo. TWO. COMMAS. This is God’s cruel, cruel joke because I’m a comma happy whore in my real life. […]

Seriously In Need Of A Vacation

| April 15, 2008

I’ve hit that point where I have nothing to write about it. And not only is there nothing in my brain to write about, my brain has rebelled and completely checked out and just wants to go to bed at a decent hour and not spend two hours looking at a blank white computer screen […]

I Have Things to Say

| March 24, 2008

I do. But I’m sick. And tired. So my motivation is null and void. All I want to do is sleep. But I’ll give you just a few of the things I have to say. Because we all know I’m incapable of shutting the hell up. Snow in March sucks. It just shouldn’t snow in […]

Things I’m Wondering

| March 3, 2008

Random wonderings on a Monday evening: Why 20 degrees after an almost 60-degree day just feels colder than a normal 20-degree day. Doesn’t everyone drink milk with dinner? Because I mentioned that I do and someone at work laughed at me. I don’t really care that you laughed at me because you won’t be laughing […]