Twitter Has Given Me ADD

| October 13, 2011

You guys, I really want to post more. I feel so much more productive and everything when I post. Posting means my hands are doing something besides shoving food into my face-hole. I just have literally run out of ideas. I am not longer able to come up with ideas for posts. Next month is […]

Mysterious Whirring Noise

| October 10, 2011

Last week I noticed that there was an odd noise in my building’s lobby. Then I noticed that this same weird noise was also present in my bathroom. It was a whirring kind of sound. It sounded like the people who live above me left the jets on in their jacuzzi tub. And then never […]

My New ‘Do

| September 29, 2011

So remember when I asked about growing out my bangs? And I asked for all of your opinions? And y’all were so helpful in that you were split down the middle? Well, I decided to grow them out. And I think they are growing. I know they are fucking annoying. I started out doing this. […]

The Yay Area!

| September 28, 2011

So back to the Bay Area for a weekend. As much as I had mixed feelings about it as I got there, I had an absolute blast and it was a perfect weekend away to get me relaxed and recharged. And drunk. So on Wednesday night, since I got in so late, I decided to […]

I Left My Heart Something In San Francisco

| September 26, 2011

I spent the last four days in the San Francisco Bay Area. My friend Kristina got married in Sonoma at a winery on Saturday and I came out a few days early to spend some time relaxing in wine country. I haven’t been back here in awhile. It was 2008, I think. To say it […]