Twitter Has Given Me ADD
Posted By Kristabella on October 13, 2011
You guys, I really want to post more. I feel so much more productive and everything when I post. Posting means my hands are doing something besides shoving food into my face-hole.
I just have literally run out of ideas. I am not longer able to come up with ideas for posts.
Next month is November. And it’s that whole NaBloPoMo, which is National Blog Posting Month. I’m going to force myself to do it. Because I miss writing. And I think all the TV I watch and booze I drink INSTEAD of writing is killing off the small number of brain cells I currently have left. I’m one Real Housewives episode away from drooling.
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I’m still writing over at Food Lush and Draft Day Suit. In fact, this week on Food Lush I talked about grilling my cats not once, but twice! I’m sure I’m the only one who found it hilarious. I hope no one reports me to the authorities.
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My niece Skyler turned six on Wednesday. SIX! I cannot believe it! She’s in Kindergarten and loving it and is such a big girl! She asked for a password-protected diary for her birthday (and of course I got it). I mean, what on earth do you have to divulge when you’re six???
All I know is it will drive her brother Noah NUTS knowing he can’t get in it. He will find a way, I’m sure.
Oh, siblings.
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Speaking of siblings, Noah and Skyler now act like normal brothers and sisters, in that they bicker and fight and generally don’t always love the other one. Typical stuff.
It drives my brother CRAZY to see his son pick on his sister. It’s effing hilarious because my brother was the same damn way. He still is! If he can find a way to pick on me, he will! He’s 37 years old!
I just love pointing this out to him as well.
I hope Skyler and Noah will be as close as my brother and I are, though, when they are older.
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Since Skyler is six, it means my blog is about to turn five. Five years old! I’m afraid to go back and read any of the earlier stuff because I’m sure it was just crap. I shouldn’t have wasted all the good material back then.
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Twitter has ruined me. I can’t even write one whole post about one topic. It gets too boring after a few sentences. I have gotten way too used to sharing everything in my life in 140 characters or less. I actually hate it when I go over the limit and have to change an “and” to a “&” or use one less exclamation point.
This is actually very surprising because I’m really a wordy motherfucker. I am unable to stop talking, ever, in person. Even more surprising is I’m a pretty good listener. It’s the remembering part of listening that I have more trouble with. See note above re: reality TV and booze.
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And here is where I write something witty and smart to end this post on a good note.
Whoops. Too late.
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I LOVE reminding your brother how mean he was to his sisters….he seems to have forgotten that!!!!
I added your Food Lush posts to my favorites on my computer so I don’t miss any of them. I found grilled cats funny, too. Run, Simba, run!!!
XOXOXO
I kind of feel the same way, although I routinely have to edit my twitter posts. I’m not the pro you are yet though. But I’m with you on the Booze and TV. It’s rotting my brain. But it’s just about all I can do after work these days. I’m looking to bedtime already, and its only 8:08AM.
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just thought I would let you know i have NEVER found anything you blogged about boring so you must be doing ok! i dont even know you (stranger danger?) so i am not just being nice… looking forward to November and what you have to say…thanks for the entertainment.
Maybe take one tweet a day and instead of sending it, turn it into a blog post?
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I’m excited for daily posts from you! You crack me up almost every time you write. 🙂
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Thanks for the 10 second flashback to 1986. It made me laugh!