Twitter Has Given Me ADD

| October 13, 2011

You guys, I really want to post more. I feel so much more productive and everything when I post. Posting means my hands are doing something besides shoving food into my face-hole. I just have literally run out of ideas. I am not longer able to come up with ideas for posts. Next month is […]

Mysterious Whirring Noise

| October 10, 2011

Last week I noticed that there was an odd noise in my building’s lobby. Then I noticed that this same weird noise was also present in my bathroom. It was a whirring kind of sound. It sounded like the people who live above me left the jets on in their jacuzzi tub. And then never […]

My New ‘Do

| September 29, 2011

So remember when I asked about growing out my bangs? And I asked for all of your opinions? And y’all were so helpful in that you were split down the middle? Well, I decided to grow them out. And I think they are growing. I know they are fucking annoying. I started out doing this. […]

34

| September 19, 2011

Last week I turned the ripe, OLD age of 34. I had planned to write a post about it because my birthday is my absolutely most favorite day of the year. But when I opened up my laptop and started to write, all that came out was some depressing shit. So I just scrapped it […]

I Wish My Brain Had An Off Switch

| September 8, 2011

I’m uber tired today. I did not sleep well at all last night. (Doo, doo, doo doo, doo.) Mostly because I tossed and turned worrying about anything and everything. (I was tossin’ and turnin’, tossin’ and turnin’ all night.) I hit the limit at 4 AM, when I was wide awake, staring at my sleeping […]