Kristabella | April 19, 2009
I took a nap this fine, rainy Sunday afternoon. And by afternoon, I mean after 3 PM. We are all smart enough people to realize that in doing so, I’m going to be a crabby mess on Monday because I’m going to be tired and whiney because afternoon naps mean I am UNABLE to go to […]
Kristabella | March 10, 2009
So I’m back from vacation. And I feel like I’m moving around in a fog, like I’m in a dream because I’m not exactly sure what day it is, or what time it is. Because after spending about 36 hours in Chicago, I hopped a plane to Pittsburgh for work and I literally am totally […]
Kristabella | March 1, 2009
Guess what I spent my Sunday afternoon doing? I spent it in jail after I punched a bitch in the face in the Bath aisle at Target. Well, not really. But I came close to it. In fact, I was waiting for the bitch to rumble with me in the cat food aisle. I’m so […]
Kristabella | February 24, 2009
In little over a week from now, I will be in Arizona. I will be soaking up as much sun as humanly possible and wearing nothing but SHORT SLEEVES and FLIP FLOPS for four whole days. And while I’m wearing FLIP FLOPS in the SUN, I will be DRINKING BEER and watching baseball. It is […]
Kristabella | January 21, 2009
To the people of the world: This is a public service announcement. I need you to spread the word and educate your children and your friends and family. There is a new drug that is running rampant out on the streets and in our homes. It is taking over the lives of people who come […]
