Why I Shouldn’t Be Allowed In Public

| April 5, 2011

So I got a new job, didya hear? I wanted to share a glimpse into my life and why sometimes I think that either a) I should have my own TV show or b) why I should be kept inside at all times. At a meeting last week at work, the following conversation occurred: Me: […]

A Week Into This Thing And I’m Out Of Ideas

| March 8, 2011

Well, apparently I can’t keep blogging like it is 2006 because I have run out of ideas about what to write about. Actually, I’m sure I have plenty of things rolling around in my head, but I’m currently sitting here debating how I could chop off my legs because I’m pretty sure that would be […]

THIEF!

| March 3, 2011

I think I have documented here how bad the coffee is at my workplace. I am convinced that it is the reason I started to have acid reflux back a few years ago. It’s really the only change in my life in that time that could cause it. But I do love coffee. I am […]

Asking For A Junk Punch

| January 31, 2011

On Sunday, as I was relaxing in my house in my comfy Santa Claus pajamas, and watching as much Dexter as I could, there was a noise in the hallway outside my front door. It was the sound of my neighbor’s kid squealing about something. This is a pretty common occurrence. He’s probably 3 or […]

Can’t Talk Now…

| January 11, 2011

Oh hello, there. I apologize that I am unable to come to this blog right now, because I’ve been busy doing this for the last 10 hours: Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as hot water is no longer a novelty.