Brotherly Something

| October 19, 2011

I used to live with my brother and his family. Did you all know that? When I moved back to Chicago from California, after getting the boot from the 49ers, I lived with them from March to July. Noah and I became super close, I got to know my SIL so much better and I […]

On Loan

| August 30, 2011

I’m not the smartest person in the world. Or the most frugal. So remember that as you read along. THE LIBRARY IS AMAZING! HOW AWESOME IS THE LIBRARY WITH THE FREE BOOKS?? FREEEEEEEEE! (Insert the smattering of D’ohs right here) OK. I’m an idiot. I avoided the library forever because…well I don’t know why. I’d […]

They’re Going Down, Down

| April 14, 2011

Hey internet, do you like my new sunglasses? Oh, and I got my hair done on Saturday, it looks nice, no? (This is a very unflattering photo.) Anyway, back to the sunglasses, you like? I hope you do. I had to buy them in a bit of a hurry at Navy Pier Sunday at one […]

Why I Shouldn’t Be Allowed In Public

| April 5, 2011

So I got a new job, didya hear? I wanted to share a glimpse into my life and why sometimes I think that either a) I should have my own TV show or b) why I should be kept inside at all times. At a meeting last week at work, the following conversation occurred: Me: […]

You Can’t Do That On Television

| March 10, 2010

The other day I was having a conversation on Google Wave with my fellow Waverlies (we have a name for our online gang. We’re bad ass.) and Crist mentioned that she doesn’t like goats. (Don’t ask me how goats came up. We talk about the most random things ever.) Anyway, the goats made me remember the restaurant […]