Celebration Aftermath

| October 22, 2007

So Kristabella had a hell of a time celebrating on Friday. She decided to drink her weight in paper-labeled beer bottles and was comatose until Sunday morning. Which was good, because hungover Kristabella is such a bitch. And I’d rather not deal with her whiney ass. Because Jesus, woman! The 17 beers would explain why […]

Tuh Dah

| October 21, 2007

I didn’t realize that people actually really checked my site on the weekends. But some of you did and you noticed my new blog design. I was really growing tired of the ALL WHITE of the last design. So I searched through the WordPress themes and came up with this one. And I could customize […]

The Paper Blogiversary

| October 19, 2007

No. I have not been drinking. Today at least. Which I am thankful for. Because it is all catching up with me. And I need to rest up for big celebration. To celebrate Kristabella’s 365 days on this Earth. What have we done without her for the rest of our years? It’s like living in […]

Things I Have To Say

| October 18, 2007

I’m going to do this with numbers. Do you like numbers? I’m kinda drunk again tonight. And have the Fat Fingers disease. Because we had a work dinner. Which was all kinds of fun. Which I needed because the end of my work day today? Was horrible. I am tired of you thinking I am […]

I Need To Write Something

| October 17, 2007

Or the masses will revolt. Because I? Am that IMPORTANT of a blogger. So much so, I should be a Blogger. Capital B bitches. I kid. Because I am not important. And really, do you care if I don’t post every day? Especially when the last two days involved me drinking and now me posting […]