Archive for May, 2007
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Thursday, May 31st, 2007It’s officially summer. Yes, I know the whole summer solstice and all that crap hasn’t happened. But I’m sitting here in my apartment sweating into a puddle on the floor. Thank God for hardwood floors. I hope the floor doesn’t leak onto the granola-head-pot-smoking residents below me. Probably put out the flame on their lighter [...]
Dumb Dora Was So Dumb…
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007I had this awesome mediocre post all set to write and have it just flourish on the page. And I was hoping to laugh hysterically at my witty self. Like the whole Adam Levine cooking me bacon thing. Pure comedy gold right there.
But then I saw some heartbreaking news. On Metromix. Whilst looking for watering [...]
Take The Keys And Lock Her Up
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007Last Thursday night, we had our monthly book club get-together. Normally book club consists of eating, drinking and talking. Mostly not about the book. Which is fine with me. I heart gossip.
This month, though, we had a special guest. The author of the book! Jen Lancaster. In the flesh! And pearls! She was coming to [...]
Looooong Weekend
Monday, May 28th, 2007Happy Memorial Day everyone!
I’m sure you all had exciting plans. And figured I must have too because I haven’t posted. And must be out rubbing elbows with the well-to-do.
Well, if you figured that then you’d be wrong. So very, very wrong. Saturday I didn’t even change out of my pajamas. Plus, I don’t want to [...]
I Know!
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007No posts. I know. And this sure as hell doesn’t count.
But tonight was season finale of Lost. (Best. Episode. Ever.) And American Idol. (Stupid FOX ran over and my DVR cut it off. Right before the announcement. Why else would I watch that parade of crap? AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!) And the Real World Denver reunion. And the [...]