Help! My Pants? They Are on FIRE!

| November 29, 2006

I am a liar. A LIAR! And I’m not good at it. At. All. So with these back-to-back interviews, I’ve had to come up with some excuses as to get out of work and not draw any attention. The interview on Tuesday was a bit last minute. It was supposed to be a phone interview, […]

Help Wanted?

| November 28, 2006

In January 2005 I was unfortunate lucky enough to have been “laid off” by the 49ers. And by laid off, I mean, they booted my ass out the door. Laid off was just the nice term they gave it, which I appreciate because when you get fired, it doesn’t sound so good when you look […]

1 + 1 = Shitcanned

| November 27, 2006

Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered! Today (well last night actually), Dirk Koetter was fired. (Heeeheee, after the football banquet. At least he got his last meal in.) He is no longer the head coach of Arizona State University. And we beat U of A on Saturday! Gave them a nice ass whooping! Things are […]

Aye, Mi Cabeza!

| November 27, 2006

This story dates back to 1996-97, during my sophomore year at ASU. And I really hope it translates as well on “paper” as it does when I tell it. If not, just ask me to tell it next time I see you. Sometime in the spring, before I headed back to IL for the summer, […]

Let Them Eat Leftovers

| November 25, 2006

I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. Mine was nice, very uneventful, which is a little abnormal for my family. There were no huge fights. No one ran out of the house, slamming doors all upset. For us, this is monumental. Now, we did have our fair share of yelling. Or should I say, getting […]