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Archive for November, 2006

Let Me Be Your Dentist. Baby Floss it Up

I HATE the dentist. Really do. It goes back to my childhood. Much like most of the things I hate - Halloween, Gandhi the movie (not the person), alcoholics, etc.
I’ll spare you the boring details, but essentially when my parents divorced when I was 8, I pretty much went TOO long without a visit to [...]

How Come Every Time You Come Around I Want To Punch You In The Face?

In honor of nothing really being on TV right now (Gilmore Girls just finished and I won’t even go into the utter stupidity of that show. Lorelai and Chris are STILL MARRIED?!? Seriously?!?! NOT a good move. And Logan’s an ass) and since I’m watching the American Music Awards, let’s talk about Fergie, shall we.
No, [...]

Ann Arbor is a Whore

I’m back from Arizona. And none too pleased about it. For one, it was 85 and sunny there. And two, it’s cold here. And I have to come back to work. At a place that me no likey. Oh well. Such is life.
So the Valley of the Sun trip was awesome! I really haven’t been [...]

St. Lou-natics

No, this post isn’t about Nelly. But man do I love me some Nelly. It’s gettin’ hot in herre. (That song will always remind me of Osaka, Japan. Why, you ask? Because I was travelling with the 49ers and like all the players and little ole me ended up at some club and they were all [...]

On Wisconsin

Two Saturdays ago I attended a friend’s wedding up in Wisconsin. Just outside Milwaukee. And I think I’ve mentioned how I feel about Cheeseheads (= bad). Actually, I don’t have any animosity towards them. Well, yeah, maybe when I see someone driving like an idiot and I notice the Wisconsin plates I may whisper softly [...]