Cynical Or Just Smart?

| December 1, 2010

Last Saturday night, I went out with my stepmom and my sisters to celebrate my youngest half-sister’s birthday. She turned 18. I cannot put into words how old that makes me feel. She’s legal! That little baby! How is that possible? In honor of her birthday, we went to dinner on the street that shares […]

Oh No She Diii’n’t!

| September 22, 2009

I have a confession. I text when I drive. I check the internet when I drive. I’m constantly refreshing Twitter on my phone when I’m in my car. I realize this isn’t safe. But I also try to limit most of my phone activity while driving to stopped traffic, stop signs and stop lights. If […]

I’ll Show You Where To Wag That Finger, Sir

| June 15, 2009

On Sunday afternoon I was out running errands, like I do most Sunday afternoons. I generally put everything off until the last possible moment because I’m a lazy motherfucker. But this week, I had an excuse. I was gone all day Saturday, literally from the time I woke up until 11 PM, so I didn’t […]

You Know What? Case Of The Mondays Would Be A Good Title For This Post, But I’ve Already Used That

| November 17, 2008

Clearly I’ve gone from having semi-relative and sometimes creative titles to just writing Twitter-like updates in my blog post title box. But really, I think we all can agree that today was that kind of day. I am clearly not alone, as I saw a lot of the same “TODAY REALLY BLOWS” and “FUCK YOU […]

How Not To Start A Morning

| July 2, 2008

I thought for sure today would be a great day, coming off my awesome Canada Day high (literally and figuratively). And then I got on the bus. And then my day just started on a shitty note. This morning when I got on the bus, I put my nose deep in my book and got […]