Why I Should Just Be Drunk Every Sunday

| December 11, 2011

We did not go to our normal bar to watch football this Sunday. Because my friends I normally go with are Steelers and Browns fans (hence why we go to a Steelers bar). And they played each other on Thursday night this week, so we went drinking then. That means I watched the game from […]

Decompress

| November 30, 2011

I’ve had the last two days off from work. It was kind of perfect since we just came off a four day weekend for Thanksgiving. It allowed me to do absolutely nothing over those four days (same pajamas for three straight days!) and put off all my errands, etc. to these last two days. Let’s […]

NaBloPoMo Fail

| November 27, 2011

So after 23 straight days of posting crap, I failed to post on the 24th day of November, which happened to be Thanksgiving. I made it so far and then failed. All because of booze! See, I went to my mom’s for Thanksgiving. And since I started the new tradition of mimosas on Thanksgiving, I […]

The Emperor And Her Clothes

| November 17, 2011

If you’ve read more than one blog post on this here site, I’m pretty sure you’re aware that I love to sleep. It is my most favorite thing to do in the entire world. That is not an exaggeration. I would gladly sleep 10-12 hours a day if I was able to. No joke. Because […]

Fruit Ruins Everything!

| November 16, 2011

I suppose I could tie this into The Brady Bunch. I mean, Peter’s famous line when he was trying to get a personality and was talking like Humphrey Bogart was “Pork Chops and Applesauce.” So I will tie it into that because fruit does not belong with savory things. Pork chops and applesauce? Together? Touching […]