Tis The Season To Be………Overwhelmed?

| December 13, 2009

Ugh the holiday season. Am I right? I thought this year would be different. I shopped early. I was ahead of the game. I was PREPARED. But then like it always happens, a lot of stuff came up. And now I’m sitting here with a tummy ache (official medical term) either from stress and worry […]

You Have The Right To Remain Silent?

| November 11, 2009

So remember that post I talked about yesterday? It isn’t even funny. But I’m posting it anyway, since I don’t like to waste any writings. But I pretty much summed it up yesterday – Rhi came to town, I drank a lot and I met a cop. People, I am tired. I really didn’t mean […]

Praise Be To Neti

| November 6, 2009

First off, I have the very best story EVER in the history of stories and I can’t tell it here. Oh, man do I want to tell it here. It is just that good. Because I am a CHILD and suffer from Foot-In-Mouth Disease. If I could find a way to tell you without talking […]

This Is Why They Puke On My Shoes

| October 6, 2009

I would like to point out that I’ve had this post planned in my head for weeks. Turns out, I shouldn’t have done that because it didn’t go as smoothly as planned. So back during BlogHer, I entered to win anything and everything they were giving away. I entered for clothes, iPods, computers, anything. I […]

Sweet Dreams

| August 25, 2009

I’ve been having very vivid dreams lately. Some of them seem so real, I wake up not sure if what I just dreamt was actually a dream, or if it just really happened. And it’s not fun things, like I wake up not sure if I just won the lottery. It’s totally mundane things like […]