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DINAO Round 9 - The iPod Version
By Kristabella | April 25, 2008
Hey, know what we haven’t done in awhile? Death Is Not An Option!
So this time I thought I’d come up with a very scientific way of choosing our contestants.
1) Turn on iPod.
2) Turn on shuffle option.
3) Play first song.
4) Write down singer or group of song.
5) Skip to next song.
6) Write down singer as opponent to singer/group in step #4.
7) Rinse and repeat.
And also, I have some random shit in my iPod.
For those of you who are new here (hi Bossy readers!), the point of the “game” is to pick one of the two options that you would have sex with. And death is NOT an option. You have to pick one, no matter how vile. Doesn’t it sound fun? You can see previous versions here.
And away we have it!
Round 9
36 Mafia vs. Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock
James Blunt vs. Journey
B-52s vs. Prince
George Michael vs. Jason Mraz
Michael Buble vs. Blake Lewis
Barry White vs. The Pussycat Dolls
Beyonce vs. Mary J. Blige
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony vs. Bubba Sparxx
Sir Mix-A-Lot vs. Paris Hilton
Rascal Flatts vs. Timbaland
Have at it in the comments! Because I know you all have plenty of things to say about me having Paris Hilton’s When The Stars Go Blind in my iPod.
Judge away!
Topics: Death is Not an Option |
April 25th, 2008 at 7:00 am
YAY! I love DINAO (almost as much as I love BACON!).
1. Rob Base & DJ Rock because it takes 2 to make a thing go right… Wait, there’s 2 of them, so that means it takes 3 to make a thing go right. Right?
2. Journey. The high school me wouldn’t know what music to play in the background, because how weird would it be to play the greatest hits album by the group you’re having sex with? This is a debacle I never thought of before. Well, maybe I thought of it once.
3. Prince. People think he’s gay or whatever, but true fans like me know that he’s straight as an arrow and willing to prove it. He might be a tiny, little man; but I adore him. Plus, he could totally teach me how to walk better in heels.
4. George Michael in a careless whisper! My sister & I are seeing him in concert this July, so it might be a possibility! Although I will probably have to meet him in a park bathroom. Eww. I still love him though.
5. Michael Buble! As long as it’s the jeans & t-shirt M.B., because he’s talented and I like his voice, but in that suit onstage he is a little too Sinatra-lite for me. Oooh, you should do a DINAO with Vegas players like The Rat Pack, Tom Jones, Siegfried & Roy, Wayne Newton, Liberace; etc!!!!
6. Sure, the PCD are more attractive than Barry White (except for the one who looked like a man), but all he’d have to do is start talking with that sexy voice and it would be on!
7. I love Mary J’s voice and I think she’s infinitely more interesting than Beyonce, but you could put just about anyone up against Beyonce and I’d pick them over her. Except Flavor Flav, and you already know how strongly I feel about his gag-worthy-ness.
8. I love me some BT&H, but I gotta go with Bubba Sparxx. I LOVE his song “Ugly”, because he makes me laugh. And when a guy makes me laugh, I almost always want to jump his bones. (Not that I do that every time a guy makes me laugh but, well, I mean….)
9. Sir Mixx A Lot. I don’t want to talk about that, though. I want to talk about the elephant, I mean the ho-bag in the room. I don’t know if I’ll be about to get over the fact that you have a Paris Hilton ANYTHING in your possession. Did the song come with a prescription for Valtrex?
10. By the looks of these 2 photos, Rascal Flatts look a lot less slippery than Tim. He did help Justin bring Sexyback, though. Hmmm, this is probably the toughest one. I’ll go with R.F. because then I could find out if it takes FOUR to make a thing go right.
Jules
House of Jules
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April 25th, 2008 at 7:24 am
36 Mafia
Journey
Prince
Mraz
Buble
Pussycat Dolls
Beyonce
Bones Thugs
Sir Mix Bwahahahahahah @ Paris! (sorry)
Rascal Flatts
Paris? WTF? LOL (sorry again)
Oh Paris … I get it … you were drunk!
No? Paris? lmao …. a closet BFF?
Pareeeee’? awe shucks, you’re just nice =) someone has to like her.
*wink*
Nancy’s last blog post..Liar Liar Pants on Fire
April 25th, 2008 at 7:29 am
1. 36 Mafia - no idea why
2. Journey - hey, doesn’t Randy Jackson say he played guitar for Journey? Where the hell is he?
3. Prince - all cute in a little package
4. Jason Mraz - duh? George Michael? In a men’s room?
5. Blake Lewis
6. Barry White - What. A . Voice (I’m more surprised you have the Pussycat Dolls than Paris)
7. Mary J
8. Bubba Sparks
9. Sir Mix A Lot - Duh.
10. Timabaland
Are you in Vegas yet???????????????????????????
April 25th, 2008 at 8:19 am
You just had to add Paris in there didn’t ya? That’s just sick and demented. Now the mood for sex is over.
ha. ha. =D
Ashmystir’s last blog post..Photo Friday
April 25th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Okay seriously what the hell up with Paris Hilton and Rascal Flats being in your Ipod. For real? Did you lose some kind of bet or something?
1.DJ Ez Rock. 36 Mafia sing that knob gobbling song that Kendra loves so much right? I hate anything that Kendra likes.
2.Journey. James Blunt was stupid enough to break up with Petra N. She’s hot and socially aware
3.Prince, pre J-witness resurgence so he’d actually get down.
4.Mraz. He seems energetic
5.Hmmm. Lewis? He would have a strong mouth, right?
6.Mr. White. Too many STDs the other way
7.Mary J Blige. She’s awesome
8.Bone Thugs? I have no idea who the other dude is.
9.Obviously Sir Mix a Lot
10.Timbaland even though someone dipped him in a vat of baby oil
Raven’s last blog post..what’s in my
April 25th, 2008 at 9:29 am
1. 36 Mafia - Hopefully they won’t blind with all that shiny bling!
2. Journey - oh how I heart the 80’s!
3. Prince - he’s got 22 positions for a one night stand!
4. George Michael - sex is natural sex is fun!
5. Michael Buble (i don’t know who he is - he just looks cleaner than the other guy)
6. Pussycat Dolls - how can 7 chicks together not be a good time??
7. Mary J. Blige - beyonce makes me feel stabby
8. Bubba Sparxx - he likes booty - I have lots!
9. Sir Mix A Lot - as if that was any kind of choice! paris is wayyyy too contaminated to touch with even a 39 1/2 foot pole!
10. Timbaland - who are the rascal people???
April 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am
YAY for DINAO!
I have to tell you … Ipod shuffle came up with the BEST matches. I was giggling while reading this.
moo’s last blog post..I played with a noodle because that’s how I roll.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I would have sex with all of the above in exchange for not having to have sex with Paris Hilton.
Noelle’s last blog post..Let’s just end this line of questioning already, ok?
April 25th, 2008 at 10:06 am
This is just wrong LOL.
36 Mafia
James Brunt
Prince
Jason Mraz
Blake Lewis
Pussy Cat Dolls
Beyonce
Bubba Sparxx
Sir Mix A Lot
Rascal Flatts
Lauren’s last blog post..Sean Bell Shooting: 3 NYPD Officers Acquitted
April 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
*36 Mafia
*The second one is tough, because JOURNEY is awesome!! but I will go for sensitive James Blunt
*PRINCE! Minnesota, represent!
*George Michael–Faith is my karaoke song
*You have BLAKE LEWIS on your iPod?
*PCD!! Or, even better, newly minted girl group GIRLICIOUS
*Beyonce, even though she is now taken
*Bubba Sparx
*Sir Mix-A-Lot, cause he likes big butts and I got one
*Rascal Flatts. Yummy.
Laurel’s last blog post..Questions, Part Four: Running Edition
April 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
- 36 Mafia (you gotta go with Grammy winners… especially when they write such amazing lyrics such as “Ass & Titties”)
- Journey. James Blunt annoys the ever living hell outta me.
- Prince. I would love to get a little freaky with that man. Even if he’s like a foot shorter than me.
- Jason Mraz. I’m a little afraid of George Michael.
- Michael Buble. He can croon Sinatra to me all night.
- PCD. Only because I want to learn some of their moves for my class. (But not *those* moves.)
- Mary J. She’s supposedly experienced in that arena.
- Bubba Sparxx… he’s a hometown Athens boy that filmed his video in the old WalMart parking lot that I used to get drunk in.
- Sir Mix-A-Lot. I got him some booty to dance with.
- Timbaland. Dayum! If he can play the “Bounce” song off his recent album, I’d be happy.
The Muse’s last blog post..Braves-a-riffic
April 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
we have very different taste in music. i don’t know if i can even answer this.
:)
although i’d gladly sleep with james blunt.
ali’s last blog post..identity crisis…would be made easier with the girl scout cookie
April 25th, 2008 at 11:51 am
LOL! I didn’t even know Hilton could sing…or can she?
Melissa’s last blog post..Randoms From Around the Hospital….
April 25th, 2008 at 11:59 am
EZ Rock, whoever that is.
James Blunt
Oh Lord. Prince- at least there’s only one of him.
Can it be hot 80s George Michael? Like Faith George Michael?
Michael Buble
Gross. Barry White- less disease potential. And I can’t even imagine how long it would take to wash off the makeup that would accumulate on you as a result of being with the Pussycat Dolls. Also- WHY ARE THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS IN YOUR IPOD? This is less forgiveable than Paris.
Mary J. Blige- I LOVE HER.
Sir Mix A Lot- you leave me no real option here.
Timbaland.
slynnro’s last blog post..I hate other people. And sometimes, even Aaron.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I just love these! And sometimes hate them. Ha!
Here goes…
36 Mafia
James Blunt (YUMMY)
Prince (Ewwww)
George Michael (even if he picks up diry men in bathrooms)
Michael Buble (HAWTTT)
Pussycat Dolls (Meow)
Beyonce
Bone Thugs (Heh? Never heard of ‘em)
Sir Mix A Lot (He’s dirty hot)
Rascall Flats (as long as they don’t sing)
Kristie’s last blog post..Update on the financial diet because I know you care.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
36 Mafia
Journey
B 52s
Mraz
Buble
PCD
Mary J.
Bubba Sparx
Mixalot
And
Timbaland
Phew, this was easy. I’d bone all those people.
Also, you need Weezer. For reals.
Ex’s last blog post..The Face of Pro-Choice America.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I love your random mix of music! It’s very much what my iPod looks like.
DJ EZ Rock
James Blunt
George Michael (although I think he’s gay and wouldn’t be interested, but whatever)
Buble (And he better sing to me while we’re doing it)
Barry White (If he can boink as well as he can sing, well then sign me up)
Mary (I really can’t stand Beyonce)
I never knew Bubba Sparxxx was a white dude!
Sir Mix-a-Lot
Timbaland. (Oh sweet Timbaland)
Katie’s last blog post..PhotoPie Week 9
April 25th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Fun mix of music! I love it! Paris, Blake and Barry White? Awesome
Here goes:
1. 36 Mafia
2. James Blunt
3. B-52’s, gotta love her hair
4. Jason Mraz
5. Blake Lewis - he just might win over all of them with his hawt beat boxing
6. Barry White - he better talk naughtie
7. Beyonce, I guess …
8. Bubba Sparxxx
9. Sir Mix-a-Lot, I got back!
10. Rascall Flatts
I so have to do this with my IPod!
Prettyneato’s last blog post..Hello, my name is Pretty Neato, and …
April 25th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
36 mafia
james blunt
ugh! b-52s
jason mraz
michael buble
pcd
beyonce
bubba sparxx
sir mix-a-lot
timbaland
paris???? PARIS!???? ugh, one of my least favorite people on the planet! but i still love ya!
Danielle’s last blog post..What’s in my make-up bag, and why the hell do I still look like hell??
April 25th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
1. 36 Mafia
2. James Blunt
3. B-52’s
4. Jason Mraz
5. Michael Buble, Michael Buble, Michael Buble!
6. Barry White…I can’t even fathom the rampant STD’s that the Pussycat Dolls must harbor
7. Mary J. Blige
8. Bubba Sparxx (ew)
9. Sir Mix-a-lot (I totally have that Paris song on my ipod too…it’s catchy dammit!)
10. Rascal Flatts
Erin’s last blog post..100 Things - Part 2
April 26th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
36
James Blunt
B-52s (especially Kate)
George Michael
Blake whats his name…
Barry White
Beyonce
Bubba Sparxx
Sir Mix-A-Lot (And Ewww.)
Rascal Flatts
Ree’s last blog post..I Warned You
April 26th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Okay - I’m not doing this - but I have to say that for the simple fact that you have Michael Buble on your ipod ….. well, I swooned a bit. Love, Love, LOVE him. So yeah - you totally rock even more now that I know he’s on your pod.
Sarah’s last blog post..Boob-A-Thon Lovin’!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:44 am
What did you post this on the way to the airport? haha! you’re a true addict!
1. 36 Mafia
2. Journey cause I don’t stop believin’
3. B-52’s-Athens girl here and I like to rock lobster
4. George Michael but only if he looks exactly like he does in this
picture
5. Don’t know this guy but that wouldn’t stop me from sleeping with him
6. Barry White while he whispers big ass ham and gubanotorial in my ear (does anybody remember when he did that on Letterman?) funny.
7. Beyonce
8. Bone Thugs n Harmony- one at a time though please
9. Sir Mix-a-Lot
10. Timbaland even though his ginormous size scares me, I could take him on fer sure.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Alanis Morrisette vs Janis Joplin –um I’ll go with Alanis. She is alive and she smells better than Janis even when Janis was alive.
Bee Gees (all of them?) vs Juice Newton–well tough choice seeing the one Bee Gee is just ass
Clint Black vs ABBA–definatley Clint Black
Heart vs Missy Elliott–well I’ll go with Heart because I think Missy Elliott will tear my shit up
ABBA again vs Led Zeppelin–Mmmmm Robert Plant
LeAnnRhimes vs Led again–Sticking with Plant
Amy Winehouse bs Paul McCartner–Sorry, I don’t want rabies so I’m going with Paul
girlplease’s last blog post..Damn you WebMD
April 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I was trying to play along nicely until I got to about 8, and then my retch reflex took over and I had to clean myself up.
You’re sick. Fucking sick. Although several options on the list do fulfill many of my fantasies, I still do not wish to play your sick twisted game anymore.
Can we go back to dentist stories?
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