It’s Vegas, Bacon
Posted By Kristabella on April 17, 2008
So in a week, I will be getting set to head off to Las Vegas, Sin City, to drink my way to rehab. And I made a decision to take Bacon with me. Because sometimes I’m a little hard on him and he needs to get out more. And see more than the inside of my apartment. And get a little vacation from the cats.
After I got home from work today, I decided to share the big news with Bacon.
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Me: Bacon, guess what? I’m TAKING YOU TO VEGAS! Aren’t you so excited?!?!?!?
Bacon:
Clearly he is overjoyed.
Me: Bacon, do you know what that means? Showgirls, naked ladies and slot machines as far as the eye can see! Can you even imagine?
Bacon:
He can’t even contain himself.
Me: Bacon it is a whole weekend of debauchery! Drinking! Dancing! Drinks by the pool! Drinks in the airport! Did I mention the naked ladies? How insane is that?
Bacon:
He’s already dreaming about mimosas and boobies.
Me: Bacon, you’re going to get to meet Amber. She’s the nice lady who brought you and I together! You’ll finally get to meet! Can you even stand it?
Bacon:
Me: Bacon! Say something!
Bacon: Sizzle.
And let me just tell you that I have things PLANNED for Bacon. He’ll come back a changed piece of meat.
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Speaking of life outside your apartment, when you’re in Vegas go see Avenue Q if you have time. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY. Trust me on this.
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Viva Las Fun! I wish I was going for a week …. enjoy … and oh, um … keep Bacon out of the sun with plenty of sunscreen on. LV is dangerous for innocent young Bacon … they’ll eat him up alive!
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LMAO!
Bacon – remember what happens in vegas…Stays in Vegas. That is until you get back to your regularly scheduled blog.
hee-hee.
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did you MAKE that wheel o’ bacon?
Girl, you need more than a Vegas trip. I cannot believe you would abuse bacon in such a manner. 😉
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Have a great trip, Bacon. Can’t wait to hear all about it!!!
You are hilarious! I especially loved this line: “He’s already dreaming about mimosas and boobies.” HA!
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Maybe Bacon would prefer to go to Denver with me? You could ask him.
LMAO!
Have a great time bacon!
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Again, I am jealous that you’re going to my hometown. But as long as Bacon brings back tons o’ gossip, you will be forgiven.
Also, had a random thought while I was watching TV last night about telling you this completely random story…. and now I’ve forgotten.
But you would’ve laughed, I promise.
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Bwhahaha! It’s official everyone except me has been to Vegas…even Bacon for cripes sake.
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mimosas and boobies? i’m jealous 🙂
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If he can stand it, I think you need to bring bacon to the Bossy get together too.
Don’t win so much you don’t come back, okay? I still have months of traveling to Chicago….
Have fun though.
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Everybody leaves vegas with their meat changed. It’s science.
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I think Bacon is going to have a fantastic time in Vegas. He’ll LOVE black jack.
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You know…I’ve often wondered what bacon would do in Vegas. Now I get to find out!!!!
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What happens in vegas, stays in vegas! Be sure and remind Bacon of that!
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Just remind him to wear a condom.
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Ha ha! Bacon is already dreaming of getting porked while in Vegas….funny post. I hope his dreams come true. Especially if we get to hear all about it!
So now I am totally confused. I had thought that Bacon was a cat. So taking him to Vegas would be great… He could have some drinks, play the slots, get a little tail…..
Now I see the Bacon Game and I am a little confused. I am off to drink my way into comprehension. VIVA LAS VEGAS BACON!!
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Woohoo–Vegas!! I predict you and Bacon are going to rule the town.
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