Hate Halloween

| October 31, 2007

I planned on writing this last year. But then I got the sore throat of death and was stuck in bed resting watching the Game Show Network. Because I hate Halloween. Really do. Now, I always dressed up as a kid. I was an 80s rocker most years because you teased your hair into a […]

Meh

| October 24, 2007

So I’m going to do that thing where I apologize for not posting. And I have no real excuse. I mean except for the fact that my brain is devoid (void?) of anything interesting to write about. I shit you not, I actually Googled “give me something fucking interesting to blog about, GOOGLE!” today. So […]

I’m Pretty Sure This Will Get Me Flagged

| October 8, 2007

First, in typical Kristabella fashion (read = completely oblivious), I wrote this awhile back and was going to post this on September 11. I’m pretty sure I would have landed in some sort of prison. Or I would have been recruited by a terrorist cell. And since now I’m a little drunk, since the Bears […]

200 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall

| October 3, 2007

This is my 200th post. The End. Go Cubs Go! Wow. I’m kind of shocked. One because, well, that’s a lot of posts. Most of them include plenty of whining. And plenty of drunken moments. And two, because I would think I would have more. It sure seems like I’ve written a million posts. But […]

Hey Fall! Where The Hell Are You?

| August 28, 2007

I was going to write something very interesting and profound this evening. You know like a whole fucking post about a guy who winks at me that I have a crush on. Or about my cats. Or about George Wendt and beans. Because that is good shit right there. But you know what? It’s fucking […]