Kristabella | August 8, 2007
Breaking news! I found my future husband! And the kicker? He lives with his mother! Think of all the tall basketball-player babies we’ll have! Kiss my ass, Shaq! You and your tiny wife have nothing on me and Leonid. (We’ll have to change his name, of course.) That’s THE most exciting thing I could think […]
Kristabella | July 10, 2007
Um, hi Internet. I have been a bad blogger lately. And I apologize. And I’m also a liar. Because I will mention the heat. Because it melted half my face off. Which is why I couldn’t blog since last Thursday night. Actually, the heat was part of the reason I haven’t blogged. I was off […]
Kristabella | June 12, 2007
Let the whining commence. Cue the tiny violins… Because you know why? Because it’s hot. And I don’t have air conditioning in my car. And all I apparently own are dark colored pants that must be made out of wool. Or one of those weird fabrics in the cotton commercials that DON’T BREATHE! And P.S. […]
Kristabella | June 4, 2007
Get your fucking bumper stickers ready. I am announcing my candidacy for Head Idiot of Forgetfultown. Because I? Should be admitted to some sort of ward for the earliest onset of Alzheimer’s. (And people, my Uncle had a form of it, so don’t take this as I’m making light of the disease. I. AM. NOT. […]
Kristabella | May 16, 2007
That’s all I have left of Slackerdom. And after (counts on hands) (has to get up to look at calendar) four weeks (to the day) of sitting on my ass, well, let’s just say I’ve gotten really used to it. I’ve literally turned into a sloth. Or, more apropos, a cat. I spend all day […]
