Reaching New Heights Of Laziness

| June 26, 2007

I know. I haven’t written in like a week. And I have no good excuse. Except that I find being utterly lazy and sloth-like is a damn good excuse. Don’t worry, I didn’t eat too much bacon and have a heart attack. No, I didn’t melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch in Wizard […]

Hello Liver? Are You There? It’s Me Kristabella

| June 19, 2007

I’m at the conference again. The same conference. In the same place. With the same food. It’s like effing Groundhog’s Day. Oh, and the bartender at the bar downstairs knows my name. And remembers my room number. From the LAST time I was here. Wayne is my boy. I now might become a regular at […]

Summer Lovin’

| June 15, 2007

If I was a smart blogger, I would have saved those lolcats photos with Simba and the bacon for it’s own post. Today. So I could just be done with it and on to bed. I haven’t much felt like writing this week. But that’s when I feel like I should. Especially after the conference […]

The Correct Answer Was You Have Exquisite Taste In Shoes

| June 14, 2007

I learned a big blogging lesson today. Don’t ask teh interweb for assvice on shoes when you only want them to throw insane compliments your way and make you feel good. People, I’m way too insecure to fucking hear your honest opinions! My shoes are awesome. Period. But to beat a dead horse, since it’s […]

Tacky or Totally Awesome?

| June 13, 2007

So I have like all these little things to mention. And since I’m tired and a lazy whore, you’re getting them all in the same post. Because these things? Must be written. And you must read them. Item 1 – It’s still hot at work. Not as bad, but still my fuse is still on […]