But I Already Have One Dysfunctional Family

| July 5, 2007

So recently I’ve been having a hard time at work. I’ve obviously been really reluctant to talk about it on here because I now have a fear of every company overreacting to people having blogs. And writing on them. Perhaps about work. Oh! The humanity! There are over 1 million blogs on WordPress alone. And […]

Did George Washington Have To Cross State Lines For Illegal Fireworks?

| July 4, 2007

It took me about 15 minutes to think of that headline. And it’s not even good. Did y’all have a good 4th of July? Did you cook out on the grill and watch endless displays of fireworks? I actually did nothing. Because I partied like it was 1999 on the third of July, staying out […]

Maybe That Person Has A Point

| July 3, 2007

First, a small disclaimer. Since apparently, after further review, I do fucking swear too much. Especially on this blog. Please be aware that this blog is rated the following, for violent abuse of every fucking swear word in the English language. Bastardos! (And Spanglish.) Good thing no damn kids read this. I would bitch-slap them into next Tuesday, for […]

Because Bullets Are Pretty

| July 1, 2007

I know, I know. My lack of blogging lately is shameful. I have no great excuse. When I get busy and get mopey, it’s the first thing I stop doing. When it really should be the first thing I keep doing. Or at least write shit ahead of time to publish at a later date. […]

Follow The Pack

| June 27, 2007

People, do you know about Twitter? Are you on it? Do you understand it? Do you need yet another thing in your life to waste precious time with? Well then get your ass on Twitter. Because I am. And I have no fucking clue what the point is. All I know is that everyone else […]