Bacon Says – 2008 v.1

| January 1, 2008

Bacon wanted to start 2008 off with wishing all of you a Happy New Year. And Bacon really hopes all of you have a great 2008. And eat a lot of Bacon. Because it is good. And Bacon paid a lot of money to that Dr. Atkins guy to include a lot of Bacon in […]

2007, So Happy To See You Go

| December 31, 2007

It’s the end of the year. So it is time to wax poetically about the year we just completed and the excitement of the upcoming year and all the goodness it will contain. Goodness and cookies. Because a year is no good without cookies. I, for one, am happy for 2007 to be coming to […]

Rock Bottom. I Have Hit It.

| December 27, 2007

I have absolutely nothing to write about. How did I make it through 30 whole days of November with something to write every day? Oh, right. Most of it was crap. Last night, I sat down, turned on the laptop and logged on, ready to write a blog post. And my mind was as blank […]

Advil as an Appetite Suppressant

| December 17, 2007

I love my blog. I love that I’ve met all these people all over the world, people I consider friends even though I’ve never met most of them, people that I will say inappropriate and stupid things to when I do meet them. But with the very public expression of my thoughts, and learning that […]

The Bacon Is In

| December 11, 2007

It is the moment you have all been waiting for. Well, maybe just the eight or so people who submitted questions. Although, you submitted them like back in November, so those people probably don’t care either. So without further ado, Bacon is here to answer all your questions. With all his infinite wisdom. And by […]