Too Bad Britney Isn’t On The Grammys

| February 10, 2008

I’m currently watching the Grammys. Because I love all award shows. And also there is nothing else on. And I just want to say that Kanye’s performance was awesome. The whole Tron-like thing was all-time. And then he went and made me cry when he sang Hey, Mama for his mom. That couldn’t have been […]

It’s Bacon!

| February 7, 2008

Hey! You know who we haven’t heard from in awhile? BACON! And when I say “we”, I mean you all. Because I hear from Bacon every night. He is constantly harassing me that he is a novelty and it has all worn off and maybe I could use him for his intended purpose, which is a folder, […]

Without Further Ado

| February 4, 2008

Lesson learned today: The internet gets angry when you talk about a new hair cut and show NO PROOF! I shall never make this mistake again. I will forever take photos right at the salon from here on out. Because let’s face it, that’s when it looks best anyway. Because I do not have four […]

Because Train Is A Mode Of Travel

| January 30, 2008

Well, apparently my little experiment went over quite well yesterday. I think that’s a comment record. It’s why I wish Dooce would have never opened comments up. Talk about an inferiority complex. Does she even read past comment 450? Who gets 950 comments? That’s ridonkulous. But it has made me get to thinking, and it […]

Death Is Not An Option

| January 29, 2008

So one night last week while I was out imbibing barley and hops with some people, we started to play the game Death is Not An Option. I’m sure you’ve all played or heard of a version of it. It’s where you are given a choice of two people and you have to sleep with. […]