They Call Me P-I-M-P

| May 28, 2008

I first met Jess Riley back in November when I bursted out of my shell and actually went to a strange, loud bar and met a few strangers that I had only known from the internet. Thankfully, I got to hang out with her since then, in a quieter atmosphere. And knew I loved her […]

All Weekends Should Be 3-Day Weekends

| May 26, 2008

I just realized this morning that I have had that drunk post up for far too long. And that maybe people would think that I was lying in a gutter with red wine coming out my pores since no one has heard from me after a $5 wine induced drunken haze. I did spend most […]

Wine Is My Friend

| May 21, 2008

Can I tell you? It is hard to type when you have had some alcoholic beverages. The backspace key, it becomes your best friend. I shall (who says shall when they are drunk?) try to catch all misspellings, but I’m guessing I won’t. And that will be even funnier. I went to a bar tonight […]

And Boy Are My Legs Tired

| May 18, 2008

Today was my American Cancer Society Walk & Roll. I am happy to say that I walked all five miles and I only complained for less than half of it. But that was mostly because I was winded from walking (activity really pisses The Lazies off) and also because I was prepared, clothes-wise, for the […]

Where’s The Day Celebrating Childless Spinsters?

| May 11, 2008

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. And as my sister told me, I am allowed to celebrate today because I’m a mother. A mother fucker. (I know you’re all scratching your heads wondering how we could even be related.) In returnĀ I broke the plate I was washing and went to STAB her […]