I Am Drunk

| June 12, 2008

Hey! What’s up? I am drunk. I have been to two Cubs games in two days. Which, do you know how many beers that mans I’ve consumed? The answer is A LOT. I have to tell you a few things: Beer is good A cab driver hit on me AGAIN. I can’t even begin to […]

I Do Look Good In Red

| June 10, 2008

Yesterday my good blogging pal Jodifur wrote a post about how her three year old little boy, Michael, came home and informed her that communists were bad. And she’s wracking her brain wondering where on Earth he heard it because how does that come up in conversation? With a three year old? So I was […]

Little Bit Of Dis, Little Bit Of Dat

| June 9, 2008

Tonight, I logged into my blog admin site and imagine my surprise when I found out some loyal reader (thanks Sarah!) nominated my blog for a Blogger’s Choice Award! Now, I know that I can never win when I’m nominated with fucking Dooce, but really, it is honor to be nominated. So, if you are […]

I’ve Haven’t Complained About The Heat In Awhile

| June 5, 2008

Guess what? Summer is officially here. Not the summer solstice kind of official, but the unofficial THE HUMIDITY IS SLOWLY KILLING ME AND MAKING ME STABBY arrival of summer. I have a few things to say about this. I am excited. I get to wear flip flops. Which is the one thing that will make me happy […]

Driving Sideways Winnah

| June 3, 2008

I have no idea why in the two contests I’ve held here, the winner posts both have WINNAH in the title. And if you think that I don’t say it like a booth worker at a carnival, you would be wrong. I loved, loved reading all your road trip stories! I myself am a huge fan […]