3 AM

| November 28, 2007

Today has been a hell of a day. I’m exhausted. Literally worn down to the nub. At 3 o’clock this morning, my phone rang. My landline home phone. Which no one besides telemarketers and my family have. Because I only have it to get DSL. I had just recently gotten up to take some Advil […]

Hate Halloween

| October 31, 2007

I planned on writing this last year. But then I got the sore throat of death and was stuck in bed resting watching the Game Show Network. Because I hate Halloween. Really do. Now, I always dressed up as a kid. I was an 80s rocker most years because you teased your hair into a […]

Two

| October 12, 2007

To My Favorite Niece, Today you turn two. And I wish you could stay this age forever. Because you are so much fun right now. And you still think your Auntie is hilarious and hot shit. Don’t forget that as you get older. I wish I could put into words how much I love you. […]

Kids Say The Darndest Things

| September 12, 2007

No, this is not a post about how the Divorced Daddy introduced me to his daughter and she called me her new mommy. Because if that happened, you’d see a Kristabella cutout on his front door (a la Tom & Jerry) as I ran for the hills. Not, not The Hills. I hate Heidi and Spencer […]

Fun-Filled Weekend

| July 29, 2007

Well, I made up for my laziness of last weekend, the one where I sat inside all day and read all of Harry Potter, by being crazy busy this weekend. Which I think helps me to get back to feeling like myself because I am a creature of habit and love routine. And damn, I had a lot […]