Tales from a Weekend

| February 18, 2008

I have self-diagnosed myself with that Seasonal Affective Disorder. Because I’m always tired andĀ I want to eat. Oh, and I HATE winter. I either have that or I’m secretly a bear and getting ready to hibernate. It’s made me all blah and not want to blog or watch TV or do anything. And look, if […]

There’s A Hole In The Bucket

| February 11, 2008

Where bucket = head because any coherent, creative thought has seeped out of my brain into a puddle on the floor that I think I just cleaned up with the last pile of cat puke. Because you would think that as a cat, you would know better than to eat your own hair or the […]

Party-Free Weekend

| January 13, 2008

I would like to just say one thing up front. This whole writer’s strike needs to end NOW! You can take away my scripted TV. I can manage. There are plenty of reality shows out there. My DVR is full of them. Which makesĀ makes me fat, full and happy. But when this strike effects award […]

L7

| January 6, 2008

So this coming weekend, I’m going over to my stepmom’s for the weekend to watch the house and make sure my three half-sisters don’t burn it down or throw some wild and crazy raging party. And if they do, I’m sure I’ll embarrass all of them by calling it a “rager” because that’s just how […]

Lucky

| December 4, 2007

Today is my mom’s birthday. And since I’m the world’s laziest daughter and just mailed her card yesterday (I’m better than your sister, at least), I’ve decided to tell you all a little about my Mom. My mom is amazing. She’s been through a lot in her life. She was married to an alcoholic who […]