Party Like It’s 1999

| May 8, 2007

Because I was 22 then. And sometimes I like to pretend I can party like that. Until I wake up the next morning. Feeling like I got run over by a truck. More than likely a truck with thunder thighs. Saturday night was supposed to be quite a low-key evening for yours truly. On tap […]

My Shoes Cost More Than They Make In A Month

| May 7, 2007

So Wednesday night after the booze cruise, I went with Shelly to meet a friend of her’s who was out celebrating his 30th birthday. And it was, um, interesting, to say the least. First off, I feel a little bad for this dude. He was celebrating his 30th with 3 other people. That’s it. I’m […]

Call Me The Michelin Woman

| May 5, 2007

And not for my many rolls of flab. Or for the pasty white skin. (Both true.) So Friday morning I had a third interview with this company. That I won’t tell you anything about. Because I don’t know how many other CEOs with really thin skin and huge egos are out there. I really want […]

Booze Crooze

| May 3, 2007

So when you’re on the verge of becoming a homeless person (no, not really), time becomes irrelevant. You no longer have to be up by a certain time or be anywhere. Your weeks turn into days on top of days on top of days of sitting around. (Well, actually, my life is always like that. […]

Nerd Alert

| May 1, 2007

Tonight, some friends and I headed to Barnes & Noble for a book reading/signing event. We got to meet the Jen Lancaster! The author! The blogger! The person I might now start stalking! (Kidding.) (Maybe.) Jen’s new book, Bright Lights, Big Ass came out today. And you should all go out and buy it. Right NOW! […]