And I’m Still Alive

| September 4, 2007

Yes, internet, I am alive. I did in fact survive KJ Palooza and have therefore lived to see my real 30th birthday. Although it is still 10 days away. And I am going to an event at the race track on Saturday that involves four hours of open bar. And I may streak the track […]

GT2

| August 30, 2007

I’m bursting at the seams! I am SO EXCITED! Wanna know why? Because tomorrow is Friday and the start of a long weekend! This weekend is KJ Palooza! Celebrating my (almost) 30 years on this Earth. All. Weekend. Long. Yes, more numbers. I had a very, very nice flirty email exchange with Winky this afternoon. Giddyness ensued. […]

The Brunettes Have It

| August 29, 2007

A few days after I got my new do, I was sitting in my cube at work with my head down. (No, not sleeping. Reading my book. I reserve naps for under the desk, a la Costanza.) One of the women from the other side of the floor said to my cubemate “who’s sitting next […]

Hey Fall! Where The Hell Are You?

| August 28, 2007

I was going to write something very interesting and profound this evening. You know like a whole fucking post about a guy who winks at me that I have a crush on. Or about my cats. Or about George Wendt and beans. Because that is good shit right there. But you know what? It’s fucking […]

This Probably Means No More Free Tickets

| August 27, 2007

I think I mentioned somewhere on here in the last week that the San Francisco 49ers were coming to town to play the Bears. If I didn’t mention it, the San Francisco 49ers came to town to play the Bears last weekend. Surprisingly, the 49ers have been to Chicago like at least once in the […]