Big Three Oh

| September 14, 2007

I actually completely swiped this idea from Lena. I read her 30th birthday post and was so impressed, I had to attempt something similar on my own. If only to prove to myself and the rest of the world that I should just stick to my own ideas and stop trying to pretend I can […]

Oh My Clusterfuck

| September 13, 2007

So today was like the craziest day ever. I knew it was going to be a little busy because I had a meeting from like 11-3. And with a last minute sales conference in a week and a half and not being in the office on Friday (because it’s my BIRTHDAY!), I was expecting a […]

Six Years

| September 10, 2007

I had an entire post planned out for tonight. And thank God for Yahoo Instant Messenger and Lori, because I would have posted it. And looked like the world’s biggest asshole. Since she reminded me that Tuesday is September 11. In all honesty, I knew it was coming (duh, it’s 3 days before my birthday) […]

Another Weekend In Which I Accomplish Absolutely Nothing

| September 9, 2007

Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol. Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.) First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So back about a month or […]

I’m Pretty Sure This Is A Minority Opinion

| September 5, 2007

People, the time has come. I have bribed someone with enough cookies to get them to say nice things about me. Other places than on my own site. Or in person with a gun to their heads. I won an award for mah blawg. Me. An award. THE Hot Librarian thinks I’m nice. Isn’t she […]