Apparently Snow Makes You Stupid

| January 31, 2008

It’s snowing here. It has been snowing since this morning. The genius that is known as the weather people in Chicago called for a “light dusting” of snow today. And then a big snow storm to arrive this evening and mostly overnight. (Fun! Who hates winter?) They were wrong. Because it has been snowing all […]

Because Train Is A Mode Of Travel

| January 30, 2008

Well, apparently my little experiment went over quite well yesterday. I think that’s a comment record. It’s why I wish Dooce would have never opened comments up. Talk about an inferiority complex. Does she even read past comment 450? Who gets 950 comments? That’s ridonkulous. But it has made me get to thinking, and it […]

-2 Degrees IS As Cold As You’d Think

| January 20, 2008

Oh hai. Yeah, I haven’t written in awhile. I was a tad on the busy side this week. And when I say on the busy side, I was out drinking FOR WORK and handing out my number to strange Chicago policemen and not getting enough sleep and not sticking to my diet because as I’ve […]

Party-Free Weekend

| January 13, 2008

I would like to just say one thing up front. This whole writer’s strike needs to end NOW! You can take away my scripted TV. I can manage. There are plenty of reality shows out there. My DVR is full of them. Which makes makes me fat, full and happy. But when this strike effects award […]

Blown Fuse

| January 8, 2008

I blew my fuse this morning. No, I don’t mean like I finally had it up to here (waves hand a good six inches above head) with the cat puke and lost my shit on the cats and threw one out the window. I mean, I literally blew my fuse. In the kitchen. Apparently if […]