Poop In The Fridge!

| July 20, 2010

Hey! Lookee here! STILL TALKING ABOUT BOWEL MOVEMENTS! So last we left, I was sidelined with the Kristin Johnsons and buying all the toilet paper Target had on the shelves. Things did get better. After a weekend spent in bed doing nothing and eating very bland things, things seemed to be getting back to normal. […]

Sidelined With The Kristin Johnsons

| July 12, 2010

Why hello there fair blog readers! It has been awhile, hasn’t it? I wish I could tell you that I was away on some tropical vacation with a hot, sexy man, but alas, that is so far from the truth. It appears that karma decided to bitch-slap me and give me what the dog had. […]

So Maybe I’m Not Ready For Kids

| July 6, 2010

So I’m still talking about the dog. No, really. If you follow me on Twitter, this is not news to you. And I’m still going to talk about it because, well, I feel like whining. I have spent the last couple of days at my brother’s house. I made it up to my brother’s house […]

Cat Scratch Fever

| June 29, 2010

So Monday morning was my first work day as a someone who has a dog. Someone who has to deal with walks and picking up poop and feeding animals and keeping cats and dogs away from each other. On morning number one, I failed miserably. So much so, I ended up having to go to […]

A New Houseguest

| June 27, 2010

Casa Kristabella has yet another house guest. Her name is Bella and she is a hyper little bitch. What? She’s a female dog! The cats are not as pleased as they were the last time we brought in a house guest. This is what Simba has been doing when he’s not hissing at Bella. He’s […]