No Gnews Is Bad Gnews

| May 12, 2008

The doctor’s office called today with the results from my appointment last week. I was waiting impatiently to hear back from her because I want to know NOW why I’m so tired and PLEASE TO MAKE IT GO AWAY? NOW?!?!! KTHXBAI. Basically what they told me is what I feared the most – my levels […]

Sleep And 17 Million Calories – The Weekend of Champions

| May 4, 2008

This is where I should wax poetically about how my weekend was absolutely fan-flippin-tastic and make sure I regale you with stories about my fabulous life complete with drunken tales and inherent falling. But instead, I can tell you that I slept for more than half the weekend. Literally. Friday night I notched in 14 […]

NYC: The City That Goes To Bed At 9:30 PM

| April 24, 2008

First off, look what I figured out! And you know what? I had to go in and take out TWO COMMAS from some damn code. Two fucking commas made me not able to post a damn photo. TWO. COMMAS. This is God’s cruel, cruel joke because I’m a comma happy whore in my real life. […]

Free Is My Middle Name

| April 14, 2008

In true Jen Lancaster style: Scene: My living room couch on Friday night, hanging out with my mother. She was over because we had to get up at zero-dark-thirty to go straight to Hell Chuck E. Cheese Saturday morning. We were watching The Wedding Singer on ABC Family, enjoying some pizza and beer/wine. On comes […]

What Is That Bright Orange Glow?

| April 9, 2008

I am a sleeper. I’m pretty sure my mom won’t read the rest of this and will just jump down to comment and be like “yes! You were the kid who WANTED to go to bed!” And she’ll laugh and tell embarrassing stories and then I’ll delete her comments. Kidding. (Maybe.) But yeah, my life […]